Jason McFall

[. @jdpoc]

Apparently at WH Smith station bookshop at Milton Keynes Central ...

Fine work, people. Fine work.

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

Most politicians' parents were toolmakers.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

".. so I'm really just trying to do to the UK what you've done to Twitter"

[Matthew Taylor 🔶 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @mat8iou]

Rishi doesn't understand transitions...

[Jason McFall @jasonmcfall]

My little boy asked what a tweet is called now that Twitter is called X. He suggested excrete

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Interesting to see the Conservative’s conference slogan on the lectern in Downing Street as we await Rishi Sunak’s net zero announcement.

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

Think I’ve just discovered a glitch in the matrix?

[Anand Menon @anandMenon1]

Much excitement in the family whatsapp group this morning at the prospect of an Indian and a Pakistani bringing about the partition of Britain

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

BREAKING: The BBC has announced that tonight’s MOTD will only feature content that follows its policy, and as such will be just huge own-goals.

[Stefan Rousseau @StefanRousseau]

Photo du Jour: Passengers on the District Line on London Underground. By Stefan Rousseau/PA

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

After tumultuous week, worth reflecting:
In the 37 years from 1979 to 2016 there were just 5 prime ministers.
In the 6 years since 2016 we’ve also had 5 PMs
Something pretty destabilising must have happened that year

[Robert Smallshire @robsmallshire]

Regularly rotate your password by using the name of the current UK Prime Minister.

[David Gauke @DavidGauke]

We urgently need to let in Spanish telecommunication engineers to roll out broadband to help with growth, says Nadine Dorries. One day the penny will drop.

[Annette Dittert  @annettedittert]

But she wasn't so sure about Macron. Well.

[Alexander Smith @AlexanderSmith]

Either YouTube's automated captions are struggling with Mark Drakeford reading the bible in Welsh or his address has taken a surrealist improvisational turn. #RodeoGaddafi #foiegrasGhanaians

[Annette Dittert  @annettedittert]

After banging their heads against the brick wall of reality the new strategy seems to be to just do it again, only this time with a longer run-up.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: A woman in Dallas is arguing that she can’t be ticketed for driving alone in the HOV lane because she’s 34 weeks pregnant and the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade—and Texas law now says a fetus is a person. She says they can’t have it both ways. https://t.co/LJecTAmw0i

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

They’ve still got to go to the 1922 committee & get something, and honestly, I will love it if we beat them!

[Jason McFall @jasonmcfall]

@Kit_Yates_Maths My boy is nearly 11 and we’re still reading at bedtime - favourites are everything by @MGLnrd (Beetle Boy series, Twitch, Adventures on Trains series coauthored with @samuelsedgman), Agatha Christie, and @amateuradam’s brilliant Kay’s Anatomy and Kay’s Marvellous Medicine