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Mors mihi lucrum

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Imbocca!

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@jeffslither Now I have to imagine this every time my phone RINGS.

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I want to eat an entire box of Fruity Pebbles.

WTF is wrong with me?!

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It’s a cockroach eat housefly world.

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@JessMcDonell Always enjoyed your editorials in other videos scripted by others. This whole new show of nothing but is PERFECT.

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Remember how they were going to do a Bond spinoff with Halle Berry’s character Jinx? Let’s revisit that but instead let’s go with Paloma from No Time To Die, played by the lovely Ana de Armas. The character deserved more.

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@jeffslither Poison is still fresh, three days

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Jesus is coming, break out the good Chinet plates.

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Sláinte, you drunk bastards 🍀🍺

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https://t.co/xKUWLGcDvN

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I bought the new remastered set of Tomb Raider 1-3 and realized two things: 1. modern games are a cake walk compared to these ball busters and 2. I still play like an asshole.

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https://t.co/AVDhrX4iUy

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https://t.co/ckMnED8INa

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@jeffslither That is not what Enya was singing about

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William Holbrook Beard, “The Witch's Ride” 1870.

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Thanks for the Dadaist pep talk, I feel more abstract now.

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@jeffslither They nailed that party she crashed. And when the chief steps out of the gunned down car

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Look at my mask, isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead… Americans!