Jason Orley

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Oh Buddy. You’ve done more than make them think about it. You’ve bonded them forever in a group text where one of them will share a wedding photo or promotion news and one of the others will say “i don’t know, SMELLS LIKE FAILURE.” And then they’ll all die laughing.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

How far would you go to get your ex back? These two would do ANYTHING. Watch #IWantYouBackMovie only on Amazon Prime Video February 11th.

[Dan Hernandez @CubanMissileDH]

Writing Thread! As writers, I don't think we spend enough time on the philosophy of story and character. It's hard, but it can be the light in the darkness when you're trying to figure out how your characters react to the problems that confront them. #amwriting #screenwriting 1/

[Fernand R. Amandi @AmandiOnAir]

A tale of two Presidential intern pics.

[Kyle Mooney @kylemooney]

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

[Jason Orley @jasonorley]

@50levenhunnit @machinegunkelly Look harder.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Bill Weir @BillWeirCNN]

This tweet is a fucking lie.
To buy a gun in Israel, you must
-prove you live or work in danger
-pass a shooting test
-get approval from police and a doctor
-waive your right to privacy
-80% of permit apps are rejected
-Soldiers can't bring weapons home.
It's called GUN CONTROL https://t.co/AbK7qTlmXf

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

A chart of the ages (for the US).

[CNN @CNN]

"Let me be clear tonight. The people of Haiti have been through more... withstood more -- they've fought back against more injustice than our President ever has." Anderson Cooper choked back tears as he reflected on the devastating quake nearly 8 years ago https://t.co/Yuh5xe3P8Q

[Jason Orley @jasonorley]

@franklinleonard @RealChalamet @theblcklst @franklinleonard @RealChalamet Hey guys 👋

[Archive: Senator Jon Tester @SenatorTester]

I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Watch this rep pull out ALL the receipts on Jeff Sessions

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Thoughts and prayers to all the Republican politicians who lost their seats today. We won't do anything to prevent it from happening again.

[Cory Provost @coryprovost]

As the body of Sgt. La David Johnson arrived, his Commander was golfing. As his body arrived to be laid to rest, his Commander is golfing.