Jason Pallini

just a silly boy, living in a goofy world

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

It is Spirit Halloween theme day time of year again

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Wouldn’t you like to know

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Following up on this a few months later, fuck you

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

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[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Also fuck you

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

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[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Tweet to prove that I am alive as of 1:07 am eastern standard time October 24th 2025: I am alive as of 1:07 am eastern standard time October 24th 2025

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

What are we gonna do when it turns out that this is the new John wick movie they keep talking about doing

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Keanu Reeves has been cast as the villain in a ‘WEEZER’ movie.

The film will be mockumentary style described as a cross between ‘Scott Pilgrim vs. the World’ and ‘Weird: The Al Yankovic Story’

(Source: https://t.co/vq2lQTAeky)

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Google photos is like “hey here’s a curated scrapbook of pictures with your ex that you deleted from your camera roll” and then you’re like “no I don’t like that” and then they’re like “oh our bad here’s a curated scrapbook of your dog that you put down last week”.

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Undone has gotta be the worst way to come

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“Elon Musk draws outrage over Charlie Chaplin inspired mustache”

[The Independent @Independent]

Elon Musk draws outrage over 'odd-looking salute' at Trump inauguration celebration
https://t.co/HxZONNvwKB

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Psa: poll workers do not appreciate you loudly playing eenie meenie minie moe in the ballot box before each circle you fill in but they will not remove you

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@notajlafond So true

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If cigarette bad why picture cool

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Hey girl they call me the earthquake that hit the tri state area at approximately 10:23 am EST on April 5th 2024 the way l'll make your bed shake for 30 seconds then be done 😎

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Jesus Christ guy we get it save some for the rest of us

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden, 81, tells White House aides the key to a successful marriage is ‘good sex’: book https://t.co/nNfOAg9qyz

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the pit at a Green Day concert holding up a sign begging them to play this bad boy

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Gonna reuse this as an album cover as soon as I can actually finish writing a song

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

Real men wear skirts and knee high socks 💪🏻💪🏻

[Jason Pallini @jasonpallini]

@jlaud_29 Yk I follow you on here right