Closer Weekly says you should come to my show. It opens today Off-Broadway at the Jerry Orbach Theatre. Tickets are still available: https://t.co/eZNgH40Rno 😁
@samuelwilkes true, but also…
seems like they’re literally bragging *on video* about only managing to crush maybe 50% of them.
with a roller.
while all the cans are all lined up.
in one place.
and inanimate.
@DLthings i’m sure they won’t do this, but it would be a lot less dubious if the only worlds they put in his mouth were documented quotes or other actual writings of his… then they’d have the upper hand by claiming that it’s just a 21st century version of Walt’s own Mr. Lincoln concept
@BwayBoyInPWM @RyanOConnor @LadyWatchpod OMG I am mortified by this. DM me your shipping address please, let’s get you a new purple one that will hopefully hold up better
i am v. v. tuned into the “beloved-90s-heartthrob-gets-old-and-fat-and-bald-but-still-sees-demand-for-unconditional-renaissance” movement, i’m here for it 100%
@msteelewrites i think the “always” implies its function as a mantra, but the eventual use of “only” conveys its use for the impermanence of a specific moment.