EKUSA

I AM EKUSA. A SINGER-SONGWRITER, COMEDIAN, HIP-HOP ARTIST, AND FACEBOOK TV SHOW & MOVIE DIRECTOR/PRODUCER, FROM THE SOUTH COAST OF ENGLAND!

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

🎶"WE WOULDN'T 1-2 SUPPORT ANOTHER TEAM... (UNITED!)"🎶

🎶"WE'VE WON IT ALL, AT THE THEATRE OF DREAMS... (UNITED!)"🎶

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@skytv #WarraRelaunch for Sky One...! Graham Foster stayed dead for longer, in #Emmerdale...! 👀🙈🙄🤣💖 @andrewscarboro @ITV @emmerdale @itvcorrie

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

#Learn to #love your #money, again, with YSB Bookkeeping Direct. 💷💶💵💴👍🥲

Introducing "#Boo", the Official #Company "#Mousecot" (#Mascot). 👀🖱🐁🐭

#Online and #live, from 2025. 🖥⌨📂🥰

#YSBBookkeepingDirect #Mouse

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

Hell I'm shon Been form Sheffield chook

#WhatsApp is so #random, now...! 👀😳⚡🤯🤣

#SeanBean #Sheffield #GoldenEye #Scam #Funny #Meme

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@TrollFootball ⚡#CANTONA. 🐐⚽️🔴🇫🇷

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

⚡@FoilArmsAndHog 👀👊😎🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

⚡@FoilArmsAndHog, awesome night, in Brighton! Thank you, for an amazing gig! 🤩 I was literally the punchline of part 1, as Arms called me "douchebag", + I blagged myself & my wife seats, right next to the stage, and was delighted that FOIL PUT MY SHADES ON! #LEGENDARY! 👊😎🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

⚡I'll just leave this here, @TrollFootball... ⚽️👀😜🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

DID I INSPIRE EMMERDALE'S #CALEB MILLIGAN...? It seems @emmerdale writers liked my '#FrankTate had an illegitimate child, with a #Dingle woman' idea, so much - they've decided to say #FaithDingle had #CalebMilligan, with him...! You're welcome, #Emmerdale writers, and fans...! X

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@thebigguy86 @TrollFootball ⚡Liverpool never won the Cup Winners' Cup, or the Intercontinental Cup, and ⚡Chelsea never won the Intercontinental Cup, and spent 19 years buying trophies, with Russian oil money - while ⚡Man United won everything, without #cheating... 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆⚽️🔴🤔🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@SLastTry @UtdEIIis 2-1 to me, atm - so, you're still ratio'd... Anyway, I'm only teasing ~ the fact that I liked my own tweet, is part of the joke! Also, me and my wife are two of the few people from Bognor Regis, that are not alcoholics. Your tweets are funny, so you've earned a new follower. 🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@SLastTry @UtdEIIis ⚡Ratio'd, so early into 2023...! 👀🔴⚽️🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@ezrandez @elonmusk ⚡#Gullibility, in the replies ~ I see @elonmusk has an Arsenal-supporting #rival, in @ezrandez, for king of the #trolls(!), and that is why the latter has me, a Man United fan - apparently, a member of, 'by FAR, the worst fanbase, in football' - as their new follower... 👀👊😎🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

⚡⚠️Another #dumb 'Did you mean' moment, from @Google, with the usual lack of question mark... 🙄 I know it's the #algorithm being tricked by people's poor #grammar, but it doesn't stop it being #annoying...! 😠🤦‍♂️ #Fail... 👀��🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@the_irishguy ⚡Are @ChelseaFC now #Championship-bound...? 👀⚽️����🤣

#Tuchel #TuchelSacked #GrahamPotter #Football

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

⚡I look forward to seeing @ChelseaFC in the Champion...
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...ship. 👀⚽️🤪🤣

#Chelsea #Eventual #Relegation #Championship #PremierLeague #EPL #Tuchel #TuchelSacked #GrahamPotter #BrightonAndHoveAlbion #Football

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@UtdDistrict @MullockSMirror ⚡"Erik 🔟K" (aka, Dr. Robotnik) has arrived... #LaterHaters! 👀⚽️🔴😎😝🤣🌈💖 X

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@StrongBadActual @GTGamesLLC @Gen_Con ⚡...OR, DID I...? 👀😳👊😎🤔🤪🤣

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@PulpLibrarian ⚡#ConspiracyTheory: "#MrWimpy" IS #Popeye's #buddy, #JWellingtonWimpy, in #disguise... 👀🤔 At least, he is, in my #headcanon, now... 🤣 Also, I've been to - and #LOVE - the #WimpyBar(s) of #Worthing, and #Littlehampton, on the #SouthCoast of #England, #UK...! 🗣🍔����🥰🌈💖 X

[EKUSA @jasonsanger]

@The__1958 ⚡👊😉🔴⚽️I added some '#oomph', +signed it:
The British Royal Family ~ Honourable Member of The Peerage, with Royal Blood, traceable, to well over 1,000 years of Our Great Lineage, Mr. Jason Benjamin Sanger-Bryant, a veteran Manchester United Football Club supporter, of 30 years