jason savvy

this is self-indulgent. why did i do this?

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Probably will be as inactive at @jasonsavvy.bsky.social as i am on this nonsense, but I also could not abide some impostor Jason Savvy grabbing my name as a handle, so....there. That said, this is my final post on Twitter. Bye.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

After a 5-year hiatus from DJing, I decided to fire up the mixer and get to work. Here's the result, available for streaming and download:
https://t.co/lYoye0eTa3

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

@kimmikillzombie What might be even worse is that the shots of the actors are flopped shots from the original key art with stripped-on bodies, hair, & limbs. Sadly, Kate has had a history of hair mishaps on key art, poor thing. The Brillo pad hair helmet of Sense and Sensibility comes to mind.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

"An honest man is always in trouble." - H. Fool

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Why doesn't all water just taste like Hawaiian Punch?

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Life Pro Tip: If you wanna have your friends buy you tons of free meals for a month, and have everyone you've ever flirted with boldly suggest y'all hookup or make out, just announce that you're moving away.

[LAssociates @the_la_agency]

Proceed with caution towards our latest for #MayansFX.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

15 minutes into this Benefits Open Enrollment meeting and I'm 100% willing to just pay whatever taxes are necessary to have socialized medicine so I can fucking move on with my
life.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Still not sure why though. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Really leaning in to making sure my work correspondence has sufficient exclamation points so I'm not interpreted as non-plussed, sarcastic, or worse, hostile. Sounds great. VS Sounds great!

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Definitely not hoping for anything bad to happen. But if it doesn't, prepare for the distinct probability that if 45 and his wife do not develop severe symptoms of Covid-19, he will play it off as an example to suggest that Covid infection is no big deal. Just watch.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

2020 sucks
2020 is asshoe
Please let it be done

....a haiku

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

@nicoleblackman The project is the new teaser key art for the Netflix show Ratched. We got preliminary results today. Seems the cancer has not spread. Whew!

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Trauma bonding is the new intimacy.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Such a strange and amusing irony that so many of the ones hollering a month ago about "not living in fear" regarding Covid-19 guidelines are losing their fucking shit over the idea of what might happen if we defund the police.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Right now were I to interview for a job and someone asked me that horseshit question I'd be like, "Well in 5 years I'll likely be foraging for canned goods & ammo in the ruins of an abandoned city while running vital intel for the underground insurgency fighting the Water Wars."

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

After speaking for 3 hours to my friend in Europe the other day, my suspicions are confirmed: The United States of America is the national equivalent of "Florida Man" in the eyes of the world.

[jason savvy @jasonsavvy]

Quarantine observation, day 70: there is a weed whacker or leaf blower or lawnmower buzzing 10 fucking hours a day somewhere within a block of my place Monday through Friday. I had no idea this was the daily soundtrack of my neighborhood. #WFH