person with face

still texting your mom

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@Undeception @WatcherontheWeb People keep asking me that

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

I got banned from the sexual marketplace

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@winter_thereal @WatcherontheWeb There’s a thread in there but it’s struggling. The point is that I was also angry at that guy at one point and didn’t threaten to rape his family.

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I named my stupid ugly son Bisexual Jones and now he doesn't talk to me.

[bort @tacobort]

[on a first date]: yeah im not really involved with anything or interested in anything. If you’re into that

[shom @plzseekhelp]

i think my ex wife is cheating on me

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

If you haven’t befriended a crow yet you’re ngmi and you’re a permanent underclasser

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Is it a bad sign if you hear the pilot say "fuck it" right before takeoff?

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@TheRubberDuck79 Everyone in that room needs that interaction to cost $8000.

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@BerbarianWizard Great. So to get a bigger dick I just need to have never been born.

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

hitting the griddy for an uncomfortable amount of time as an icebreaker on a first date

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

For today only, it is ok to refer to it as “Father Pepper”

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@ModernMenGuide Thanks Indian

[critter @BecomingCritter]

inviting her over not to get laid but just because I need an excuse to do a deep clean of my apartment

[person with face @jasonseeks]

@RepJackKimble It somehow is! Where in the world is Kamala

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Wow, Obama couldn't even get Vanilla Ice to perform. #Obamalibrary