Jason Smith

#NONSENSE

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

Seen all the tweets I’m allowed to today. Hoping for some good takes tomorrow morning

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

I know what you’re thinking Fran Drescher is the SAG president!? Could she follow Ronald Reagan’s footsteps to use the position to propel her to the White House?? Absolutely!

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

This is the worst week of my life*

*i bit my lip on Sunday have reinjured myself daily since then

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

lol, lmao even

[KUT Austin @KUT]

SXSW Music quietly rolled out an increase in wages for performers.

The festival is offering $350 for group performers and $150 for solo artists. That's up from $250 for bands and $100 for solo artists.
https://t.co/d1tCdjDgKR

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@memj83 @gracklejax @BearcatMta Lee drain and Farmington are actually good. Magnificent structures.

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

I’ll vote for the person that makes it illegal for a platform to read my words in a message and immediately serve me an ad. Infuriating

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

Honestly, biggest miss of the new avatar. Not enough crabs. The universe demands carcinisation

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

Nobody can match the scale of our ambition

[KUT Austin @KUT]

The City of Austin is hoping to build taller buildings near single-family homes. https://t.co/Wnv1t5azYH

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@memj83 @StewbieDoo In a year I’ll have the goggles and you won’t even remember Ted Lasso

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@StewbieDoo your wish is my command

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

the goggles are good

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

This breakthrough innovation is called “eyesight” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@memj83 @stephen_briseno It’s unwatchable. After school special schlock. It’s sincerity has devolved into absolute cringe. Just tie a bow on this thing, shoot it behind the barn, and put it out of its misery

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

“No new permits” is key here. If only someone could find the will to change the ordinances to provide tangible relief and adequate public services. But why do the correct thing when you can do whatever this is. Terminal case of public sector brain worms

[LADOT @LADOTofficial]

Why this design? It’s adaptable to streets that can’t get a bus shelter and can be affixed to existing bus signs with no new permits required. This simple treatment provides shade during the day and utilizes solar energy gathered to light the stop at night.

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@_jonathanvaldez marketers

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@thejjruiz Paddington 2 has one of the best train chases on film

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

Been buying a lot of records that I can only describe as “price is right” music. Entering my adult contemporary era

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

Trying some new records and I almost mixed the same song into itself

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@harrisonyeager Rip Annette

[Jason Smith @jasonsmithtx]

@tschik_mo Absolutely not!!