Jason Storms

Writer. Musician. Gainfully-employed English major working in academic publishing. Graduate of the @WWCasheville MFA Program for Writers. He/His.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

That was Nestor's worst night since he convinced Patroclus to wear Achilles' armor.

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

@NFL running ads tryna normalize mental health and highlighting efforts to make it better is like if Big Tobacco advocated cardiovascular health and sponsored 5Ks and encourages people to take up running

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

@j_kaski Apparently I achieved it from the basement to the second story bedroom. Amazingly I incurred no wrath from the incident.

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

Know what’s unrealistic about Home Alone? Joe Pesci not calling in a favor with the mob after all that shit Kevin pulls on him.

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Excited to have my archival poems in @mqr_tweets live on their website now. https://t.co/OA2lkdd3YU

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@j_kaski You should get yourself a teal Grant Hill jersey and wear it to school sometime

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

Having to eat at Jason Aldean’s bar for work and really disappointed I had too short notice to get a @JasonIsbell shirt beforehand to wear

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@The_Steel_Trap I remember my prof and a friend who joined us for lunch doing exactly his when I told them I hadn’t read Hundred Years of Solitude

[Great Lakes Review @Greatlakesrev]

"You tongue along the edges of your teeth, the roof of your mouth,/ You depress it till the back of it flattens and relaxes. Right now,/ Words are unimportant."

From "I am Getting Sentimental for an Imagined and Unlikely Future"

Poetry by @jasonstorms

https://t.co/0bFllgPJNP

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

Really excited to have a couple new poems in the latest @Greatlakesrev. Thanks to @mrjames5527 for giving these a home.

[Great Lakes Review @Greatlakesrev]

"In Macbeth, Malcolm says that angels are still bright although the brightest fell."

From "One Fell Swoop"
Poetry by @jasonstorms

https://t.co/0bFllgPJNP

#poetry by #GreatLakesReview

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

@EL_DIAGRAM @Noemi_Press When will her new book be out?

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4 of 5 stars to Eleutheria by Allegra Hyde https://t.co/VRb5RPzMkm

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

Besides the extreme shoddiness of the piece, I'm still scratching my head as to why @nytimes would tap a linguist rather than a music theorist (or at least a musician) to review @philewell's new book.

[Fuck Elon I'm outta here @WOIDajoinal]

@upstaterica Old (=Soviet Era) Russian saying: "Every tenant's association meeting sounds like a disquisition on Hegel, and every discussion of Hegel sounds like a tenant's association meeting." Oh brave new world...

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

Was at evensong tonight and there was a chirping that sounded exactly like a tamagotchi. I was annoyed the person wasn't turning off whatever their device was but mostly I just wanted to snap at them "JUST CLEAN UP ITS POOP YOU COWARD." #90sKid

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@hmvanderhart But also John Donne, who wrote “Your Body is a Wonderland” 300+ years before John Mayer

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

@hmvanderhart Cummings is definitely one. I mean hell, his surname is LITERALLY orgasms.

[Jason Storms @jasonstorms]

@violincase I feel seen.

[YouGov America @YouGovAmerica]

Out of 14 college majors polled, Americans with a degree in accounting (29%), computer science (33%) or marketing/communications (36%) are the most likely to say there should be laws regulating how professors speak about certain topics in the classroom.

https://t.co/vQ8a8GeCJP