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i’m a f*cking star! @theshapeburns | horror fan | gamer | scriptwriter: "SLASH 1-3" & "RESIDENT EVIL: LAST ESCAPE" | eras milan

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

🌿 Hello, horror fans. I am proud to announce that my new fanfiction script “RESIDENT EVIL: LAST ESCAPE” is officially OUT!

Conceived as a faithful & darker retelling of the Raccoon City-set games, this is a real treat with twists galore. Enjoy! #REBHFun https://t.co/nsiZBBmj9W

[jayyy @ieen_jay]

this movie being super successful is scary for the horror genre we going to be stuck with comedy horror slop for years because of zach creggar

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@wejuggswag @32Bits_Goblin @NoGoodGear You're the one continuously calling people slurs unprovoked bro, get a grip LMAO

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

With the abysmal shitfest that is Resident Evil (2026), it's more clear than ever that Zach Cregger really wants to be Sam Raimi. Unfortunately for him, Eli Roth seems like a better fit. https://t.co/Vux3JlU8n6

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@HotDogThrower I just put the same effort into this as Cregger did in his movie!

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@r0b_138 No love for Cregger here!

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

This remains the best piece of live action Resident Evil we've ever gotten and clear proof that making a story about ordinary people during the Raccoon City outbreak can absolutely work and stay FAITHFUL to the source material.

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@32Bits_Goblin @NoGoodGear So clearly you haven't watched the video shut up

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@FilmWavz Yes Eli Roth is awful. But this is SOLELY about their artistic output / their themes, not personal history or political views

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@digthemachine @Dishon_Apollo Always insults instead of actual constructive criticism since you've apparently read the full thing so quick lmfao

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@buchihun YOU KNOW BALL

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

So embarrassing how Zach Cregger clearly aimed for his Resident Evil to be like Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland and failed to deliver anything that made those certified zombie horror comedy classics

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@NoGoodGear Great stuff. He's a devious individual

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@Dishon_Apollo Yet it's absolutely better than that larper hellscape of a movie. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@dstrangevisitor I can definitely see this as well, he's just an overhyped pastiche of obviously superior work both from the past and present. Biggest fraud I've seen in a while

[astrangevisitor @dstrangevisitor]

I would say Zach Cregger is wannabe Lee Cronin! If you've seen Evil Dead Rise you'd understand as Resident Evil features 2 monsters that look exactly like The Marauder! Like the monsters fusing looking all multi-bodied & grotesque!

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@Nokplz Promo for RE Requiem

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@AndrewNazaruk I just watched that and got reminded of the ad, let out the biggest sigh. https://t.co/SzKf2JhCJM

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

With the abysmal shitfest that is Resident Evil (2026), it's more clear than ever that Zach Cregger really wants to be Sam Raimi. Unfortunately for him, Eli Roth seems like a better fit. https://t.co/Vux3JlU8n6

[UmbrellaHunk @AndrewNazaruk]

I forgot about this ad, when it came out I reviewed it several times.
Unbelievable that the short ad has to offer more drama then the whole Cregger's parody on its own

[astrangevisitor @dstrangevisitor]

Peak cinema!

[gabe 🌴 @jasonsvice]

@ifkate A classic!!