Jason Volpe

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[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Can we please start calling software development "soft serving?"

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Whenever you look at screen, it instantly becomes your remote desktop/phone/etc. #achievablescifi

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Can’t wait for the sandwich-lover hyphenated surnames.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Not sure if the number of Cuties I eat daily is a strength or a weakness.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

that cotton-candy silk spider farm not looking so silly after all...

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

This is apocalyptic.

For every kilometer of Ukraine’s front line, there are 2,900 kilometers of fiber-optic cable.

Thousands of tons of fiber-optic battle waste litter Ukraine, and it will take decades to clean up.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

No, Siri, a 7:30 dinner goes in the evening part of the calendar…

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Would I hate it if chopsticks were half as long?

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I understand we’re in different cars, but George Russell what sun are you under? 😎🤙

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I want know who wrote Bill‘s tenor joke. Please step forward. 😂

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I went to a best friend‘s wedding and didn’t split my pants wide open. That’s something.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I love that some people put gigantic boulders near the front of their driveway so that other people may have a fatal accident instead of the former having a broken mailbox or muddy yard sometimes. Not.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Let me see some hands up if you spoon your pints of ice cream like you’re shaving a biological sample for a microscope slide biopsy. 🙌

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I finally found the best contact lens solution. The directions don’t mention needing to wash your hands.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

See this Instagram video by @jasonvolpe where i'm freaking shredding a an improvised solo with my band @horsefightseattle https://t.co/FlnHjnxBn8

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

@John4man I’d love to see a post-mortem/background story of that project haha. My money for the glacial speed is on, “there is a Thread.sleep(2000) in the UI loop from the debug (and only) build, and we could never get the task to remove it prioritized.”

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Pre-save my new release "Pint of Ice Cream (What Wouldn't I Do)" on Spotify: https://t.co/azts2YOpIO (powered by @distrokid)

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

I would pay five cents per click to be able to click on any Clickbait to have the answer revealed.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

Me: Alexa, file a bug.
Alexa: Playing Disney lullaby on Spotify.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

i’m probably a few behind, but we are about to see endless musician/band biopics in the next five years.

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

A fast food restaurant where everything is served in big gulp cups

[Jason Volpe @jasonvolpe]

humanoid robots are only good at pulling cash out of wallets