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Sleepy gay hedonist. Writer, partner and creative entity @zeusjones.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

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“who gives a baby a stripper name?” —man loudly yelling into his phone at target, talking about his daughter's child

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@lucy_hawthorne @RacketMN Congrats Lucy!

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absolutely cackling about this person drinking from their cat's water fountain

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@jaymboller Perfection

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Changed my Slack name to Nonhuman Biologic.

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@jaymboller Yeah bro it’s sick come be a threadbro there with me

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Vastly prefer the 22 vintage

[Nick St. Pierre @nickfloats]

Midjourney

July 2022: July 2023:

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@winnerbowzer Amazing news Janey! ❤️

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In France they call chopsticks “baguettes” 🥖 🥢

[Q @UptownBimbo]

Architectural Digest could never

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@NordicFoodGeek @stephanieohdee @lnfitz Congrats!!!

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Man in my neighborhood is painting over his huge garage mural that said “give peace a chance.” He’s done.

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@kevin__horn so sorry Kevin! <3

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@JayGabler @leckybang @jaymboller I definitely didn’t do any shameful things that night

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A spammer reached out to me today because of my passion for gothic fashion

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@lukeoneil47 Is the little girl named Lexicon?

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The woman next to me on my flight to Palm Springs texted someone that she was sitting next to a couple of fudge packers. I wanted to let her know that she was sitting next to dozens of Fudge Packers.

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the sensory deprivation coffin I ordered for my basement is too small :(