Jasper Jester

Mathematically trained. Humor a must. Might be probably a parody account - seriously. If you like your pronouns, wait 'til you see my dangling participle.

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

Just for anyone who browses my profile.

https://t.co/5BjgiMBJtT

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

One of the most problematic revelations from Special Counsel Robert Hur’s report is that President Biden had documents from his time as Senator.

He must have stolen these from a Senate SCIF. It's not easy to get documents out of the Senate SCIF, yet then-Senator Biden found a way.

Thanks to @SchmittNYC and @NEWSMAX for having me.

[Attorney General Liz Murrill @AGLizMurrill]

ICYMI: On Friday, the U.S. Supreme Court has granted cert and will hear Louisiana and Missouri vs. Biden et al.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The Dollar has lost 17% of its purchasing power in the last 3 years 🔥

And that is if you believe the CPI is accurate. Most people know if it intentionally underreporting inflation. So the loss in purchasing power is actually much more than 17%.

Is your salary up 25% in the past 3 years? if not, you are probably poorer.

[Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH® @P_McCulloughMD]

.@CDCDirector oblivious to >18K Americans dead, ~1100 of them on same day they take the shot. This reality will not go away. At some time it will be faced. Will it take a personal injury or family death to wake them up? #courageousdiscourse @VigilantFox @chiefnerd154

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

@kaiman_c @ScottAdamsSays @mortime01701006 Any whippersnapper that can use hootenanny properly is fair-to-middlin in my book.

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

@brixwe Wow. You've never seen a flour sifter?

[The Failing NY Times @FormerNewspaper]

It’s honestly too beautiful to look away. @adamcurry

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

Geraldo is a Republican.

That is the entire tweet, go back to what you were doing.

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

As #JennaEllis pleads guilty in #GeorgiaElection case-the 4th co-defendant to do so-
At What Point do we Republicans drop the fake, self-inflicted Big Lie about Election Denial?

No one can be House Speaker who does not affirm Joe Biden won 20/20 Election.

[Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 @julie_kelly2]

NEW: Trump last night filed motion to dismiss Jack Smith's election/Jan 6 indictment citing 1A and double jeopardy risk (since he was impeached on this matter).

Footnotes are 🔥 nice shoutout to my friend @MZHemingway

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

@ScottAdamsSays I think the strangest experience of the last few years has been watching Movie 2 while everyone in the lobby is talking ONLY about Movie 1.

[Jasper Jester @jasper_jester]

@michaeljknowles One might even say they use it ... stochastically.

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

Current evidence suggests that, beginning at some time in the fourth quarter of 2019, an intentionally molecularly engineered Coronavirus, closely related to SARS-CoV-1, entered the human population in Wuhan, China. Facilitated by international travel patterns including the traditional diaspora associated with the Chinese New Year, this novel Sarbecovirus (a subcategory of Coronavirus) rapidly spread throughout the world, causing a clinical disease later named COVID-19 (COronaVirus Infectious Disease 2019). When confronted by this virus (which was closely related to the SARS virus) and the associated clinical syndrome, two separate groups began developing alternative responses to reduce the clinical risks, treat the disease and prevent death.

Surprisingly, one group, representing the official international public health community, had participated in planning for just such a coronavirus outbreak (Event 201) at approximately the same time as the virus entered the human population in 2019. This highly centralized planning exercise engaged representatives from western first world countries, representatives of large non-governmental organizations, defense and intelligence communities, and corporate media to determine the strategy and tactics which would be advocated and deployed as a global response. The subsequent response based on this “war game” planning was largely lead by WHO, UK, EU and US public health officials acting in close partnership with the western Biopharmaceutical industry. This top down approach has since become associated with a wide range ineffective or counterproductive recommendations such as use of paper particle masks, lockdowns and rapidly deployed novel experimental drugs and “vaccines”. These centralized, globalized responses have also been associated with breaches of established biomedical ethical guidelines, ignoring well-established pharmaceutical regulatory norms, withholding of key safety and effectiveness data, censorship, propaganda, psychological operation methods such a “nudge” and “neurolinguistics programming” techniques, and heavy handed authoritarian methods for population control.

The other group, composed of front line physicians, academic epidemiologists, and other allied health professionals mounted a decentralized, pragmatic response based on previously developed, consensus-driven public health norms combined with experience-based knowledge of the COVID-19 clinical syndrome. This group focused on developing a symptom-based treatment approach employing the existing available pharmacopeia, much of which involved generic medicines registered in the WHO essential medicines list. In contrast to the “top down” approach of the first group, these efforts, activities and successes represented a decentralized “bottom up” response. The International COVID Summit meetings have served as one of many forums for the exchange and reporting of information and knowledge developed by this second group.

This Fourth International COVID Summit meeting will provide a report of key findings by members of this second, decentralized group, and will also provide an alternative narrative concerning the COVID crisis; an alternative to the “approved” narrative which has been actively promoted by the coalition of globalists, WHO, “official” western nation leadership and their captured corporate media, the western Biopharmaceutical industry, and their allied intelligence community.

https://t.co/2ciZWxkHyF

[JKash 🍊MAGA Queen @JKash000]

I remember @mattgaetz telling us something about Rep Granger:

“As House Republicans had a marathon meeting to set a top line budget number this week…

The Appropriations Chair LEFT THE MEETING to attend a political fundraiser for herself with lobbyists and PACs.”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ve taken thousands of votes during my time in Congress.

No roll call has been as clarifying as the one for Jim Jordan as Speaker.

Why isn’t his election easy here?

Because his leadership represents a credible threat to the unchecked growth of our bloated federal government.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Congressman @MikeKellyPA,

I’m currently in Butler County, PA. Last night, I was in Lawrence County. This weekend, I’ll be in Erie.

Your constituents are irate that you didn’t vote for Jim Jordan.

I’ve heard rumblings they won’t support you.

You still have time to fix this.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

22 Rinos voted against Jim Jordan in Round 2, led by CCP-puppet Don Bacon

Some are calling for Jim to step aside

Do they forget Kevin McCarthy needed 15 rounds?

We have plenty of time to push this through the DC swamp sludge

Fight on

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Every governor should follow Governor Sarah Huckabee's lead in forcing Chinese state-owned companies to give up their American farmland.

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Court documents in the prosecution of Derek Chauvin show the public's extreme pressure on prosecutors over George Floyd's death, even when evidence didn't show damage to his neck. Far-left extremists promised bloodshed and terror attacks if Chauvin wasn't convicted. https://t.co/Wh2TQLZhGL