Jasper

rolling stop world champion (he/they)

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Hey moon

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@gracedmoons @fuckmxri The performers of the music are paid as well as the company that recorded them/distributes the recording

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shout out the viola

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@akshay__tg @peca_pro @wwarrior_1 my buddy just told me the cops executed the beatles' bodyguard in cold blood. all he wanted to do was play the anvil and they killed him. I am now permanently biased against the police for the rest of my life #acab

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@cheesemoneybb @akshay__tg @peca_pro @wwarrior_1 This is literally true btw

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i feel like i'm speaking into the void here

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@seanonolennon I think the "irony" comes from people associating this photo with the "imagine no possessions" ivory tower thing when they weren't there yet. The internet would never generalize things incorrectly for a strawman though that would be silly of them!

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Woke Halloween be like bobbing for pronouns?!?!?!

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@06guay @DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer Final area isn’t play tested, multiple enemies that have spells that immediately kill you, talking to NPC’s punishes you (Podunk with the zombie npcs, Snowman with the colds), long empty labyrinths yeah the game is actively not as good despite the “better” story

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@06guay @DaRealComiCross @DoomerCoomer genuinely larping if you think mother 1 is a better game than 2

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@supirorguy @SN_Server @KeionJ05 Not to be pedantic but EarthBound is owned by Itoi (who owns Ape so like you’re not wrong) so really it’s just one guy they’d have to convince in order to let them use the property

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welcome back cable

[Pop Base @PopBase]

HBO Max and Paramount+ will merge into one streaming app as part of the Paramount-Warner Bros. deal.

(https://t.co/Oc7WU7i7Px)

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@MyAlteredEgo @Steely_Kafka @faqdwidr @Kulambq check out the basslines for nowhere man, penny lane, and with a little help from my friends. the latter two are very good examples of using bass guitar as a contrapuntal instrument

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Getting a fake id to use it as a drivers license

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@Beatlespollss Linda literally has a reggae album how would it not be Paul

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When I get stoned and eat I take my shirt off like I’m 2 and it’s spaghetti night

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Weather channel said we're supposed to get 5-13 inches of snow this weekend. The meteorologist was a man though, so it'll probably be closer to 4.5"

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Ned Flanders calls him Sean “Diddly” Combs

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

RT this if YOU ARE FED UP WITH WAR - Lil B

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Stand By Me is the greatest film ever made. The Princess Bride is a close second. Rest in peace to the goat Rob Reiner