Jasper's Lament

13 cookies for $75?!

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

I'm actually only 16. I'm 16 years old.

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

Need me a head freak 😝

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Sourdough is just dough to me now.

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Leffen was right about Falco in ultimate. If you know you know.

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I've got a good feeling about this one.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

@MajorSSB Together you and Cookie DeVito can change the world.

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Cookie DeVito is back, baby!

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13 cookies for $6.95!

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

Guess who just got dipped in molten steel

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@PEZOLCFTD @bluflavorcondom Oh I could hook you up with some quarts

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Bro, in 2026 we ELEVATE, bro.

[masha @MashaParty]

santa sent an elf to fuck mary way before god sent the angel. mary gave birth to a goblin named Smithereen and you can read about him . he made buildings out of crap, you can read about them. he had an anxious attachment style

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

I'm not like Kanye...

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In the bathroom at work looking up pictures of Grinch while we're getting SLAMMED out there.

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@OneLuckyGirl_28 Eight dollars

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5 likes and I leak my drafts

9 and I'll leak Tony's location.

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

I grow impatient with the Taco Bell corporation.

[Jasper's Lament @jasperfoolish]

Gumbo