jasper ☠︎︎

big fat walrus rubbing its head in shock • he/him

[kij 🗝️ @kijuler]

them repeating "Steel ball run" over and over again reminded me of this

[M 🔬 @Mortyycurse]

Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃

- youre a 𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞
- I'm going to 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 about you
- Arent you supposed to be 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧?
- the water is 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
- youre a 𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ hi boyfriend i love you

[YAGO | allophobic era @LifelessGreen_]

What to say when speaking to someone with OCD

Did you check if the 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is off?

Are you 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 you're not attracted to your mom?

Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁.

Got a headache? It's 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿.

Follow this 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 or 𝗱𝗶𝗲.

[sky 🐰 #c aoty @hertzchive]

Nett done lost his damn mind

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ yay i love you

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ boyfriend diver drooling emoji

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ SO CUTE

[𐕣 @khaioutsold]

nicole dollanganger

[oktorisuyet shady facts and tea @oktorisuyet]

drag name Gigi "Fucking" Easy

[thorn @thornstaffs]

THINGS TO SAY WHEN 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗔 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠

• What is 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲
• I brought my 𝗼𝘄𝗻 host
• Sell me this 𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿
• Let me speak to your 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿
• Can you tell your 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗸𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁 to front?
• 𝗪𝗵𝗼 do you think you are

[TuxedoWorm🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 (3 till🎂) @TuxedoWorm]

"hello everypony" in a serious apology

[Sky | Mia Fey's biggest fan @EyesOfTheGhost]

done

[ibis(tiny bird eater)𓅠 @tired_ibis]

three3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ yellow birts💛💛💛🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟨🟨💛🟨🟨🟡🟡💛💛💛🟨🟡💛🟡

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ I have something to say

[nadiasobased @_nadiawadia]

yall still making charlie kirk jokes as if his children weren’t there using their tongues to plug the hole in his neck to prevent him from bleeding out

[julia @eathedocument]

how it feels to be interested in something with a primarily male fanbase

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ Oh let me at him

[jasper ☠︎︎ @jasperinchains]

@somn1_ keep stroking my membrane boy

[wren ♱ @ladydollette]

“enter password”

me: “iphone brightness porn”

“error: password cannot be peak 😭”