jasper

it’s for you dawg it’s lit

[jasper @jasperisnotreal]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jill @littlefucky]

On my flight right now the pilot didn’t get enough speed for take off so he merged onto the highway and is just driving us all from Florida to New York in the airplane

[turbomander @turbomander]

hell yeah man its the hub world. go ahead and save your data dude it’s chill. no one’s gonna hurt you here so you can just vibe out to the gentle interpretation of your leitmotif. oops you cant go that way yet haha you gotta unlock it first. buy some upgrades at the hub world

[Flint T W I T T E R Crow @FlintBlackBird]

Want to see our tree?

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i need 20 other niggas to come up with $500 so we can buy the country of argentina

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[AG @hissingchoir]

type of shit Tool was putting in their CD booklets in the 90s

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Angry Birds Rio always bummed me out. Just never felt quite right destroying a Brazilian community like that

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he looks like the gray alien my dad shot in the foyer when I was 12

[Frogger @FroggerOW]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRIKO!!! Heh... I know we have our differences but... you help keep Overwatch alive so I guess you're alright! Haha. Come on, drinks on me tonight! 🥳🥂

[white belt slump god🔻 @ajvlfczt]

Deftones is still a good band sorry never gon let cornballs take this away from me

[CeladonVA 💫🦴 @Celadon_VA]

i keep getting these cat in the hat clips with guts’ theme in the background with the most haunting captions. there are souls trapped in these videos and i get one every 6 scrolls 😭

[thizzical ✌︎ therapist @hellaclitean]

isn’t it nuts that there exists on this planet a genus of bovine that’s basically just a cow that likes to hang out in wet places? what a wonderful world.

[turbomander @turbomander]

chudling enrichment hour

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

theme park souvenir photo

[alien @fastestUFO]

i'd watch the girl with the dragon tattoo if it was called the girl with huge tits and a fat ass