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@jamiee_raee 😂😂😂 let aunt @lindseyhykes and aunt jasper sit her down for that one

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The past two times I’ve gotten @ChickfilA they forgot to give me chick fil a sauce. You think I would’ve learned to check after the first time. #bummerdude

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@Lizabelllaa Did it work!?

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@lindseyhykes I got you 🥰☕️

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Remember all those n95 fit testings that when you were done the instructor said you can keep it or throw it out. I threw it out. #regrets #COVIDー19 #lifeofanurse

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Next year there will be a ptsd trigger of puns on quarantine Valentine.

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Barbara’s face tho?! Respect lost. And MAD respect gained for Hannah Ann spitting truuuuuuth like a grown ass woman #TheBachelor

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@krisLehman04 Sameeeee thing in our house.

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I really wish people didn’t only read headlines. Aka Sydney may have one a beauty pageant in high school but it was not judged by her peers so her story could still stand with truth behind it. Anddd Victoria’s not racist. It was a champagne for FISH. Y’all getting too butt hurt.

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@jamiee_raee Sure did 🙃

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@Mr_Meowwwgi @drake_nosker

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@tacobell last night (soberly) I send my mobile order to the wrong taco bell. because my food was already being made I couldn’t cancel my order or get a refund. I ordered a party pack for a Christmas party so it’s not like I’m only out a couple bucks...any way you can refund me?

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Yo I really am going to sign up for one of those pyramid schemes so that I can keep those 5 $100 visa gift cards they all are apparently giving out

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Ew I just wasted 60 min of my life watching kids on TikTok

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Fun medical fact: the medical term for smile lines is nasolabial folds 😂 #immaturemedstudent

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I just upgraded to Disney + and the first movie I picked to watch was a 101 Dalmatians so that my puppy can have a proper education on good dog movies.

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Yo remember growing up and you had little lion king Dixie cups at your bathroom sink? Those were the best. Why’d we let go of that household staple?

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Bout to get 3 cats and name them Alvin, Perth and Evansdale.
#ifyouknowyouknow #uoftoledo

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Holy damn. I never want kids if they’re going to keep me up all night like my sick dog did.