jas 🪩

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[tumblr @tumblr]

big day for us

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@vodkalemonades Happy birthday queen! 🥳🥳🥳🩷

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@mangoknope happy birthday! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🩷

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

Patrick Mahomes is hobbling around the field and I am STRESSED

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@ruth_not Damn thats insane. $150 per ticket on my end.

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@ruth_not jk lmao I'm fully aware that I paid for nosebleed seats to see her hobble around the stage! 🤪🥲

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@ruth_not

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

The new fall out boy song S L A P S

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@reinaselenas Can you pls DM the code? 🥺

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@reinaselenas 💀

[deb saslaw @butlikesrsly]

happy mlk jr day, he would have loved this

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@reinaselenas fabi come to the chicago show! i wanna see madonna too!

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

shut your nepo baby ass up

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jamie Lee Curtis weighs in on the “nepotism baby” conversation:

“The current conversation about nepo babies is just designed to try to diminish and denigrate and hurt.”

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@Uncookedbean_ 🤘

[Ultra Music Festival @ultra]

The Gift of Ultra Giveaway has arrived! Give this a retweet and tag a friend for a chance to win 2 tickets to Ultra Miami 2023 and a T-shirt from @shopultra! 2 winners will be selected at random. 18+ only, all tweets must be posted by Saturday, 12/24 by 6:00PM ET.

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@xoashley Lmao! 😭

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

rewatching the hills and I will forever be personally offended that lauren chose her loser bf over a summer internship in paris

[jas 🪩 @jasphantoms]

@xoashley can you pls link me to it? Tried to find it but not sure what I’m looking for exactly lol