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✰ ATX ✰

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[Lupin @lupinxart]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[mau @rllydu]

it seems like nobody wants a rollie, rollie, rollie with a dab of ranch anymore

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[evil roni @volcelmoment]

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

my hobbies include healing my gut micro biome and absolutely destroying my gut micro biome

[jax @brokeurtooth]

daily affirmations:
- ass fat
- yea i know

[jiggy @oakcliffjiggy]

I named my dog Luka wtf I’m supposed to call him now? ANTHONY DAVIS?! 😭

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

hey so i noticed you haven't replied to my last 17 erratic text messages and i was wondering if you needed me to send another 10 orrrr like what's up

[scotty @plathiandc]

excited to announce that my tummy hurt!

[saira @sairaspooks]

load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account

[𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒚 @Twatch_Me_]

Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone.

[jynx @jynxbby]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 @messycupcakes]

santa doesn’t want milk he wants an espresso martini

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I say I gotta skedaddle

[rose @wynrosei]

you befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “i wanna talk to you about something” please god let it be about the economy

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

that’s prime nba hour there’s like at least 4 games going on at that time daily you need to try and lock in