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[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I am not sending a video on why I think I am the perfect fit for the job. You can go to hell with your vacancy

[jasmine rae @jasraerice]

Me with watermelon….love the fruit..hate the flavor

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People don’t get it when I say I like grapes but hate grape-flavored stuff. That shit don’t taste like grapes it tastes like purple

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
Fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things… that’s romance to me.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I’m so quick to send a voice note lmaoo that texting shit is not for me, LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

No shade, some of y’all look better a lil fat. Being skinny ain’t for everyone.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I don’t want another job, I want OUT of this whole system.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[MARLO @1_NellV12]

It's never ok to put salt around the rim of my drink

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

shout out to all the men still committed to their low cut ceasers with the deep waves. i love you baby 🫦

[Galaxy Gangsta 🪐 @brinaaquafina]

And just b/c niggas is eating pussy, don't mean they know how. But that's another story.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I'm NO man's peace. I got a question at 6am sharp

[Bink. @Aaliyaahkaay]

My co worker got employee of the month so he offered me his parking space so one of the girls said “why u didn’t offer it to me is it because she’s pretty then me” this mf gon say “cause she’s black”😂😂😂😂😂

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Remember in school they had kids separated.. HONORS classes, REGULAR classes and SLOW classes.. See the problem with social media is they got all of us on here together and we not supposed to be.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?