Jassan

Software Dev.
Building Scalable Technical Debt

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@WallStreetMav Imagine watching a team unite millions of people and your first thought is checking everyone’s bloodline. What a miserable way to experience sport.

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@HealthierLonger @JacobPacheco6 It's not allotted stoppage time, it's MINIMUM stoppage time.

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@sudobunni https://t.co/bR8MsVLSKn thank me later

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@j7zaza These refs must have some crazy blackmail

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@jarredsumner be like

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“just import the company package”
opens it: AbstractBaseService<T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, T6>
yeah I’m not fighting the six generic final boss architecture today

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Enterprise devs when C# gets unions
“we can model state precisely now”
proceeds to still wrap it in 6 abstractions and a repository

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Petition for the Stand Up @primeagen @teej_dv @trashh_dev @cmuratori to get @tsoding on the podcast. He is genuinely a super cool dude and a cracked programmer. Would be an instant classic.

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@tarzaned Wow tbc anniversary

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@tarzaned Fighting game arc about to go crazy

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@LakersNation Stream at 5 ET?

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@thdxr interface with deez nuts

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@tarzaned FIGHTING GAME

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@tarzaned classic wow hardcore servers

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@elonmusk L Take

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@Trainwreckstv Ordering fancy 5-star french fries is the same as doing 1000$ terry spins, both are scams.

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@PMCBAND RCMP Wants To Know Your Location

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@sophiewalis Wait.. that was you at Sapphire 👀👀

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@caraulcer

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@JustinTrudeau better light up a fat blunt during his victory speech or I'll be real disappointed😤.