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over 1 year ago

Cold War? Trouble in the Middle East? Empire in decline? What the world needs now – is an absolute idiot. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGwiJr https://t.co/h7qYdcR61R #amazonbooks #booktok #Writerslift #Authors #Writers #WritingCommunity #bookboost #ShamelessSelfpromo #kuklafranandollie

jassbroom's tweet photo. Cold War?
Trouble in the Middle East?
Empire in decline?

What the world needs now – is an absolute idiot.

Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited.

https://t.co/04MxbGwiJr
https://t.co/h7qYdcR61R

#amazonbooks #booktok #Writerslift #Authors #Writers #WritingCommunity #bookboost #ShamelessSelfpromo
#kuklafranandollie

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

about 2 months ago

Alexander Pope after the first (humiliating) blow, but before the second (fatal) blow. #homer #theiliad #history #classics #alexanderpope #stupid

jassbroom's tweet photo. Alexander Pope after the first (humiliating) blow, but before the second (fatal) blow.
#homer #theiliad #history #classics #alexanderpope #stupid https://t.co/VU6fQ4ZYak

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

about 2 months ago

Alexander Pope transported back to Homeric times, preparing to challenge Ajax to single combat. #homer #theiliad #history #classics #alexanderpope #stupid

jassbroom's tweet photo. Alexander Pope transported back to Homeric times, preparing to challenge Ajax to single combat.
#homer #theiliad #history #classics #alexanderpope #stupid https://t.co/zhqbWvYy0y

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupider book than most can handle. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGwiJr https://t.co/h7qYdcR61R #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #dreamingofthefjords #whatareyouonaboutmate

jassbroom's tweet photo. A stupider book than most can handle.

Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited.

https://t.co/04MxbGwiJr
https://t.co/h7qYdcR61R

#amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #dreamingofthefjords #whatareyouonaboutmate

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupider book than most can handle. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #blissisignoranceoristhattheotherwayaround #smallfry

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupider book than most can handle. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGwiJr https://t.co/h7qYdcR61R #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #slapbang #horationelson

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupider book than most can handle. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #wizardofloneliness

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

"It is an unpardonable fault to write upon a sheet which has anything written or drawn upon it, or is soiled. There is no excuse for a gentleman to fail to afford a clean sheaf of paper, without having to resort to those stained with excrement, urine or ladies’ sanguineous discharge. Tales are told of a vicar in the parish of Blittystrove who received by evening post an epistle praising, in content, his latest homily, but scrawled nonchalantly upon a parchment which had of late encountered the gross posterior of a pigskeeper. This umber-hued missive, still damp and noxiously malodorous, so repelled the vicar and disordered his senses that he shortly after found himself raving about in the street, until he struck a neighbour’s child full in the face with his fist. That lad’s father, never much of a religious man himself, saw, as he’d promised to do, this vicar hanged. In sum, the writing-desk is the writing-desk and the shitter is the shitter, and never the twain must meet.” #etiquette #manners #xbooks #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #Writerslift #Authors #Writers #WritingCommunity #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #victorian #coffee #newbook #greatreads #library #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday

jassbroom's tweet photo. "It is an unpardonable fault to write upon a sheet which has anything written or drawn upon it, or is soiled. There is no excuse for a gentleman to fail to afford a clean sheaf of paper, without having to resort to those stained with excrement, urine or ladies’ sanguineous discharge. Tales are told of a vicar in the parish of Blittystrove who received by evening post an epistle praising, in content, his latest homily, but scrawled nonchalantly upon a parchment which had of late encountered the gross posterior of a pigskeeper. This umber-hued missive, still damp and noxiously malodorous, so repelled the vicar and disordered his senses that he shortly after found himself raving about in the street, until he struck a neighbour’s child full in the face with his fist. That lad’s father, never much of a religious man himself, saw, as he’d promised to do, this vicar hanged. In sum, the writing-desk is the writing-desk and the shitter is the shitter, and never the twain must meet.”

#etiquette #manners #xbooks #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #Writerslift #Authors #Writers #WritingCommunity #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #victorian #coffee #newbook #greatreads #library #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #stanarewaitsforyou #bobo

jassbroom's tweet photo. The power of stupid.

Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited.

https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT
https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj

#amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #stanarewaitsforyou #bobo

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #wabitshabbyarentwe #marymungoandmidgeliveon

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #Katzenjammerkidsbigbudgetfilm2027 #shyguy

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #templeofdoom #mrsandman

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #adreamisawishtheheartmakes #haliburtonhalitosis

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #sllipandslide #halitosis

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #televisionisforeveryone #eeyore

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #livinginahellhole #ipitythefool

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

The power of stupid. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday #wizardofloneliness

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupid book for smart people who like stupid humour. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #hamfistedsandwich #googoogaga

jassbroom's tweet photo. A stupid book for smart people who like stupid humour.

Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited.

https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT
https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj

#amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #hamfistedsandwich #googoogaga

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Jass Broom @jassbroom

5 months ago

A stupid book for smart people who like stupid humour. Cretin in the Crosshairs: The First Fred Hoik Spy Adventure – available as ebook and paperback, and free on Kindle Unlimited. https://t.co/04MxbGvKTT https://t.co/h7qYdcQycj #amazonbooks #booktok #Humor #humour #Comedy #Satire #fiction #satire #books #readers #bookish #supportindie #selfpublishing #bookboost #Bookstagram #BookLover #booklovers #Reading #Bookworm #Literature #BookLove #newbook #greatreads #ebooks #read #newrelease #bookaddict #reading #booknerd #AuthorLife #Writerslift #ShamelessSelfpromoSunday #symbiosis #notaneandrethalorami

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