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don't need a license if you have no drive

[jass @jasssslh]

This lady at Benson Brewery just asked if the vegan wings are bone in

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@astr0pharmacist I didn’t see this show until I was well into my 20s and damn, what a banger

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@outttie5000 @sleepyboi420 I live 2 blocks from Cheeseburger and….its trouble bro

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I think I’m going to add noodles to the breakfast rotation every once and a while cause this slaps

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I’m sick as fuck for the second time in 2025 and man, creamy chicken ramen is saving my life right now

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2025 has really shaped up to be one of the worst years of my life (so far) but I’m going to Vegas tomorrow and manifesting at least 10k. Let’s turn it around.

[jass @jasssslh]

I think this version of Bruno Mars is my sleep paralysis demon

[The Female Rap Room @girlsinrap]

SEXYY RED X BRUNO MARS 👀👀

[jass @jasssslh]

This song went platinum in my friend Megan’s Oldsmobile Alero back in like 2006

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

DJ Unk most known for his Song "Walk It Out" Has Sadly Passed Away At Age 43 🕊️💔

[jass @jasssslh]

I love it when the college football championship starts with my most played song of 2024 (migos- I get the bag because duh)

[jass @jasssslh]

I know we don’t need fast food cookie stores but I love living a block away from insomnia cookie and their delicious confetti deluxe

[bum @BattleRapBum]

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

[jass @jasssslh]

Happy New Years!
I just saw somebody on instagram suggest rubbing urine in a child’s eyes to treat pink eye…so we’re really starting off with a bang.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I love when kids have these unorthodox wants 😭😭😭

[jass @jasssslh]

@Block16Omaha He looks like Nashville hot or just fried chicken

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The bar below my apartment is closed the next two days and that’s quite honestly the best gift I could have been given this Christmas. 2 friggin silent nights 🎄🤶🎅🎄

[jass @jasssslh]

@carlyincontro Masterpiece

[jass @jasssslh]

20 minutes until dinner time feat Frank and Dusty

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I haven’t left the state of Nebraska in a year as of today and that’s really fucking lame

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December check in:

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I am catering thanksgiving dinner to Saves the Day and Senses Fail today and 14 year old me thinks 33 year old me is pretty cool cause of that

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Learning to put in and take out contacts in your 30s is absolutely miserable