Future’s Alleged 8th Child

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[Future’s Alleged 8th Child @jasxiverson]

My girl left me squad.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[seraphina @seraphfem]

just ate my daily bowl of grapes then remembered the fruit parasites not even 10 minutes later

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

You can tell he was scared as hell when he did Obama

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Pearl🪐 @pearlmuffins]

I hate people like this

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Argentina 45 fouls:
- 0 yellow cards

England one foul on Messi:
- 1 yellow card

Yeah, this is not rigged 😭😭

[uzzi @uzzi0011]

full support to Spain in the World Cup Final.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

So this is wild if it holds up. A senior Iranian official told Drop Site that Tehran ran the numbers and figures people in Trump’s orbit — they name Kushner and Witkoff specifically — made around $9 billion trading on inside knowledge from the nuclear talks. Iran’s response? They formally asked for half of it, $4.5 billion, routed to them through intermediaries. And they made a point of noting the text messages will end up in the historical record someday.

It gets stranger. During the Switzerland round, Iran reportedly sent Vance a private message warning that Kushner and Witkoff seemed to care more about cashing in on the negotiations than actually closing a deal.

The Iranians also flagged that whatever they said at the table was apparently going straight to Netanyahu — per the official, Kushner and Witkoff are in near-daily contact with him and the Mossad chief.

Worth stressing all of this comes from one Iranian official talking to Drop Site, so grain of salt. But if even part of it is documented, it’s a serious story.

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

How on earth did all 50 Republican senators vote to merge the American and Israeli militaries?

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:

The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years

[Linda Mamoun @mamoun_linda]

So a man walked up to a Muslim employee at a kiosk in a mall yesterday, asked for water, and as the employee turned he stabbed him 15 times, saying he “intends to kill Muslims” and is planning mass casualty events.

Anti-Muslim hate crimes keep happening and no one even blinks.

[le loup garou @turdducken]

greg was running after a thunderstorm and sued the homeowner and landscaper. he received large payments annually until recently that he used to bankroll his political career where his first move was making suits like his illegal. a small, vile soul

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but concealing a dude's death in order to prevent an election is election fraud.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i raise you, MUSIC

[reilly @reillywryly]

whatever the opposite of flirting is