Jas

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[Jas @jaszyfresh]

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[Jas @jaszyfresh]

If you record yourself eating, I can tell you grew up without manners or people heavily judging you.

Being a sloppy eater for likes is the first circle of hell.

[Love, Kita 🫶🏽💫 @Super__Kita]

Meeeeee 😂😂😂😂 and don’t forget Germany bae 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤤

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

People in Phoenix for years: “We need more rain! It’s too hot!”

Now look where we are you dummies. 100+ degrees, 30+ humidity every fucking day.

This shit is miserable 😒

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

THIS BITCH SAMPLED DO OR DIE!! ❤️🥰🥹

#MeganTheeAlbum

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

My depression is making some dumb choices but whatever. I’m just here for the ride I guess.

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

@tenshisenju @zerochills 😭😭😭😭

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

@tenshisenju @AMAZlNGNATURE Omg 😍 I I literally can’t deal with how ridiculous, funny, AND cute this is 🥰

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

I love having the kind of relationship with my brother where I can just look at him and say, “It’s been lovely…” and he knows to stop fucking talking to me.

Please normalize not getting offended when people don’t want to be around you.

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

It’s super weird to physically have a mother here on this planet and not have a mother at the same time. Smh

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

This nigga said in the beginning of euphoria,

“ i can even predict your angle.”

He knew Drake was gonna talk about his family. And made an entire record about Drakes with individual verses.

And before Drake dropped. Dot made a verse warning him that he got info.

I told y’all that this mf had to have a planned attack when he started a 2 v 1.

This shit was a trap from the beginning. Dead this shit now man. This mf is the boogeyman.

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

What a time to be alive!

#kendrickvsdrake

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

I don’t like Drake either 🤣🤣🤣

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

I really hate that I’m attracted to men lol.

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

@tenshisenju @MotherOfMoons Literally have a tardis tattoo! #MarthaJonesForever

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

As I was debriefing my brother on tonight’s date, he looks at me and says, “Wait…he was trying to convince you that God is a man??!” 😂😂🤣😭

Needless to say we both were dying with laughter cause iykyk

#GodIsAWoman

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

I don’t know if it’s that I’m SO interesting and dynamic or that men are just super boring, but dating is a big fucking yawn 🥱🥱🥱

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

I watch a lot of crime shows & if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s this:

Parents..make it clear violence is an option for you when needed because there’s too many kids being molested and keeping their mouth shut because they are scared that person will kill their family 😑

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

You know you’re traumatized by Christmas when your mother begs you to give you a gift and you cringe at the thought.

[Jas @jaszyfresh]

Fat voice Christina Aguilera is skinny again so I gotta keep my chin up.