Joseph

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I'm fit but not really because I do things like walk for 5 miles to eat pizza

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I really paid $100 for a DNA test just to tell me I'm 100% arab

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I love how I found out my cousin got married (no one even told me he was engaged) over an Instagram story

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I've been watching so many Turkish soap opera TV shows that I'm turning into a Middle aged middle eastern woman

[Joseph @jatalla123]

You know it's the 4th of July when night time sounds like the schools

[Joseph @jatalla123]

You know you're a super social person at parties when you're the only person with a power bank being used to keep your phone alive so you don't have to interact with other people

[Joseph @jatalla123]

Being a 21 year old in a church with a lot of old people is super fun because they treat me like an IT expert when I do something like download the YouTube app on their phone or show them how to like the church's FB page

[Joseph @jatalla123]

PSA for when you go out to eat and one person pays and everyone else is supposed to pay that person, don't just zelle/venmo the price on the menu, like I know it said $16.99 on there but you should know that it doesn't include taxes or tips. Also why not just round it up to $17

[Joseph @jatalla123]

@burrbearry22 @yingmarlx I was so confused when I first read this because you spelled my last name not Noor`s

[Joseph @jatalla123]

If I was ever accused of a crime I would probably be locked up because my only alibi would be watching tv shows by myself at home

[Joseph @jatalla123]

This didn't work, I just tested positive

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I'm at a new years party rn and I'm trying to social distance from people and I need an excuse to look like I'm texting someone so I can sit on the couch far away from everyone. But I don't have friends so I'm tweeting this instead, hopefully this works #NewYear2022

[Joseph @jatalla123]

@rxchxlshxlls Hey bestttieeeee

[Joseph @jatalla123]

Nvm, they're talking about stairs now

[Joseph @jatalla123]

After living alone for 3 years I forgot how being present for family drama is one of the most interesting things I've ever experienced

[Joseph @jatalla123]

I'm sitting between 2 people shouting at eachother and they somehow brought me into the fight and asked which side I'm on