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[Distorted Reality @jatin_006]

Those who talk about the second half of Wenger's stint at Arsenal should now take this in context...The oil money that destroyed the balance of things and made us incapable of competing with them but still AW did a fantastic job of keeping us at the top

[Rahul Pandita @rahulpandita]

Your entire focus cannot be on winning one election after another. In between, there is a country that needs to be run. Your hubris has made you forget that.
The sheen is wearing off even among your staunch supporters. May be not on X, but on Instagram you have been turned into comedy by young people. It will only increase from here.
Engage, engage. Come out of your labyrinth.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Him during every issue in the country.

[Traasadi @Akshuallyy]

Everyone will address the press except for that one guy who is answerable to the public

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

I want this Government to be criticised. Criticism makes democracy strong: PM @narendramodi

[खुचरेंप @khuchrep]

इस तरह की पुलिस के लिए वैकैंसी कब निकलती है?

सोच रहा हूं, अप्लाई कर दूं।

[abhishek upadhyay @upadhyayabhii]

“ऐसी सज़ा देंगे कि कोई भी “NEET अखबार” को लीक करने की जुर्रत न कर सके!!”

रविकिशन जी,

NEET कब से अखबार हो गया?

ऐसे सांसद हुए तो बेड़ा पार हो गया!!!

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

People are getting it wrong. They're trying to teach the ghouls empathy. The only way to deal with a ghoul or a group of ghouls, is exorcism when the right time arrives. You have the power. You have the choice. Never the ghouls.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Arya Singh, a NEET aspirant from Kanpur and daughter of an ex-serviceman, initially calculated her score at 609. However, the score first reflected on the official portal was 540, which was later drastically reduced to 167. She is currently at Jantar Mantar in Delhi along with her parents, protesting the discrepancy. The family has said they will approach the court if the National Testing Agency (NTA) fails to resolve the issue.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

भाई, तू मंत्री है, कैलेंडर नहीं। मोदी से अपना महकमा पूछ और इस्तीफा दे दे।

[Dhanya Rajendran @dhanyarajendran]

RSS claims it doesn’t seek government funds, so it doesn’t need registration.

Our investigation reveals state-owned ONGC has poured over Rs 670 crore into 20 Sangh-linked organisations that run hospitals and schools since 2013.

Dharmendra Pradhan and Hardeep Singh Puri have been Ministers during the time.

Do read. Do share.

https://t.co/w5VIFA8iZn

[Adrian Clarke @adrianjclarke]

Don’t understand why Tuchel took Rice off.

England’s off the ball work nowhere near what it was. Not closing down central shots now. We also diminish Jude’s attacking threat by playing him CM. Poor decision

[Vishal Raj @im_vishal_raj]

This is why I want to be Rohan Joshi when I grow up, one of the only ones to openly raise the voice on social media.

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart.

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

Leo

[Distorted Reality @jatin_006]

@greatbong What an idiot 😂😂

[Distorted Reality @jatin_006]

This is goated stuff. Daal bati is food of champions✨🫡

[Chaudhary Rohit Singh Yadav Office @OfficeOfCRSY]

Hey @grok remove unhealthy food in this plate

[Distorted Reality @jatin_006]

@Harshita511 @airtelindia Had Airtel at my home from past 10 years or more. Their services and grievance redressal has become really bad . It’s an endless loop and worse than dealing with a govt office. I switched to Jio fibre in the end. Airtel has not even paid my deposit despite picking up router etc.

[Diksha Kandpal🇮🇳 @DikshaKandpal8]

A case has been registered by Shishir Tripathi, head of BJP Social Media Cell Nagpur, against 4 influencers, Manish Kashyap, Desi BoysNCR, Harshit Rathi and Anklesh Invate for conspiring to defame Nitin Gadkari regarding the use of E20 fuel.

Now you can’t even criticise govt’s policies on social media, their social media heads will file FIRs on you.

[Nehra Ji @nehraji778]

मेघा प्रसाद -- टोल पर MP -MLA को छूट क्यों है ?

गडकरी -- वो छूट पहले से है

मेघा -- तो आप बंद करिए

गडकरी -- मैं क्यों बंद करूं..? MP -MLA लोकतंत्र का हिस्सा है

मतलब लोकतंत्र का हिस्सा केवल MP -MLA है जनता नहीं ...🤔

[vivo @vivo2hin]

IIT Kanpur predicted no second wave & when the wave hit, their revised estimate was one fourth of the real numbers

No thanks IITK

[Priestlyclass Strongman @priestlyclass]

The bar is so low in India that people are celebrating an unscripted interview that merely asked for accountability from a thug minister over policies he is aggressively pushing despite having a clear conflict of interest & no direct ministerial jurisdiction over them. In a serious country, the PM would have faced such questioning & unscripted interviews the day these policies were rolled out.