james

Engineering at █████. Working on █████ for the betterment of humanity.

[james @JaTo]

🫡💙

[james @JaTo]

@kevinrose 🫡

[james @JaTo]

@oliviawilde I’m lucky I guess. Her shedding is only bad about twice per year. During those shedding weeks tho... I have to abandon all hope

[Bruce Wang @batmany13]

Sweet keyboard at ⁦@goshippo⁩ engineer’s desk :)

[james @JaTo]

grocery shopping:
dog: food, raw meat, fancy treats ($48)
me: i think i bought some lettuce

[james @JaTo]

ordered a screen protector for my car. i think a little part of me died today

[Trail of Bits @trailofbits]

Trail of Bits donates $100,000 to support young researchers through @SummerC0n https://t.co/uuyCPhNspI

[james @JaTo]

@metrini @MKBHD For real, although in fairness, I was talking to my friend Chad for 15 whole minutes before I realized I was staring at a jar of mayonnaise

[james @JaTo]

Today's vibe:
I'm Googling "how to tell if I've been poisoned"

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

After owning a dog for a month I’m here to tell you that John Wick is the story of the world’s most restrained person who sees their dog murdered

[james @JaTo]

I bought a bag of deformed jelly beans. They cost $1 more than regular jelly beans. I know a deal when I see one

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Please stop DMing me videos of you guys slam dunking MoonPies into a hoop that’s not what they’re for

[james @JaTo]

So, I'm not tripping? There was just a random ass low altitude fireworks show in San Francisco tonight?

[james @JaTo]

...or a new microwave? hmmm

[james @JaTo]

Should I get a new router if the WiFi drops when I turn on the microwave?

[alex medina @mrmedina]

we dead

[james @JaTo]

@DHLeCommerce Does DHL eCommerce support the Aland Islands? (country code: AX)

[james @JaTo]

@Farshad_Tehrani if you guys are using Shopify for Puku Pals, you should check out Shippo (easy negotiated commercial rates)

[james @JaTo]

Not sure I feel good about signing up for a site that asked for my zip code through an unordered list in a drop down box

[Michael W. Twitty @KosherSoul]

Get ready for a long thread. I'm feeling something I have to get off my chest. Like now.