Matt Johnson

Hot dogs for sale! But where?! But where?! But where?!

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve just watched this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Archie. He may be a smol boy, but he’s got legendary hops. 14/10 elevator didn’t stand a chance

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Dr Tottenham

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

why are they all dressed like margaret thatcher

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

@BatSource1 Could be a great Hush

[cants @cantseyy]

Gary Barlow's son is scared, he doesn't know why he's so big

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

@dank_ackroyd …it were brought in the backend of last year

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Absolutely textbook

[The Fighting Cock @LoveTheShirt]

Lose to winless Palace on Sunday. Win unbeaten Man City on Wednesday. This is just who we are.

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

@Billie_T Get him in the park lane lower when he’s not playing imo. He’d fit right in

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Mikey Moore 🤩

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

I 4-1 absolutely loved that.

[Billie @Billie_T]

When you’re off your box and trying to act sober in front of bouncers

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Might have a bit of a crush on Wagner Moura, ngl

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Oh my god, I absolutely loved this. Really wish I’d seen it in the cinema, one of the best films I’ve seen in ages!

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

@Billie_T Genuinely looks like he could play every position on the pitch! 🤯

[James Maw @JamesTMaw]

Every time you watch a Premier League team play in the Europa League…

Pre-game: “This isn’t going to be easy for [Premier League team], their opponents are a decent side and in great form - not to be underestimated.”
An hour in: “Why aren’t you 3-0 up, you shits?!”

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Brennan! 😍

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

Oh my god, Timo Werner 🫏

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

@Billie_T 24 years old ffs. Talks like a veteran, love his mentality! What a pleasure to have him playing for us

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

What a personality for someone who’s still so young. Love Deki, player of 2024 so far, by a mile!

[Billie @Billie_T]

Mr Tottenham

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

I *really* like Dominic Solanke

[Matt Johnson @jattmohnson]

That Rodgers at Villa looks such a good player!