Jeremy Turnage

I made my living off the evening news at @wis10 and @wrdwwagt. Support specialist for @graytv. Dad | College Football | Retro Video Games | Pro Wrestling

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@the_joe_marotta This is the greatest thing I have ever heard. I am DED.

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Cool. Someone got my account and used it to tweet NFT garbage. That's swell. Anyways, #NFTs are a ponzi scheme.

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@BarrettSallee The Patriots winning the first Super Bowl after 9/11.

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@finebaum TENN-UGA is the REAL SEC Championship.

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@finebaum B for the Gamecocks. I had them penciled in at 7-5, so the rest of the season post-Kentucky is going to be interesting.

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@finebaum They exist.

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@PushinUpRoses Dude. Same.

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@Hannah1Robinson “GREAT NEWS!!11”

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@Cultaholic “(Record Scratch) Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

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@ibanezht @allenholub “Is this up on prod?” “We need to circle back around to this.”

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@TimProbable I have never, ever forgotten what you and Jen did for me during my divorce. Jen helped me make sense of something that made no sense. I told this to Meredith a few days ago, but I want to make sure you hear it too. She was a bright light in a dark world.

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@ibanezht @EricG1247 They just say the quiet part out loud now.

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@frankcifaldi The Phantom, even after 15+ years, is still my favorite failure.

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@EuphoriTori Hey @PatTheNESpunk, UPDATE: GameStop NFT Marketplace is doing well!

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Hey @FirehouseSubs! Me again. I normally count on my Free Birthday sub, but like last year, it hasn’t come in. Can y’all check under the hood?

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@MetalJesusRocks @RockstarGames @remedygames I always say this is an excellent action title, but not necessarily an excellent Max Payne game.

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@davemeltzerWON Wait, so you’re saying a guy with an NFT profile photo is prone to buying into horseshit? NO WAY, DAVE.

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@zmanbrianzane You, too? We’re you an editor or in production?

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@ScottTheWoz WE LOVE YOU KING

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It’s time for my once-every-few-months tweet where I tell you how much I dislike this platform. BONUS: I dislike it even further now! I didn’t think it was possible!