Jaundice

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What would you do if you only had one sambosa left?

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I just solved my first cryptic crossword clue.
Butchered perspective comes between ‘married’ and ‘divorced’ (7)

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Shoutout to Pink Lady apples, absolutely crushing it this time of year

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Melbourne trams would be so much better if they had 4 wheels and were a bus.

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@lumpyg0rilla Chocolate flavour

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The glass of water after eating chocolate is better than the chocolate itself

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I should be smoking cigarettes in Europe right now 🫩

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I’m scared for my diet when I move out

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Just fell in love 3 times on my quest to the supermarket (I’m extremely down bad atm)

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Who the fuck drinks Yakult?

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I need to dedicate more of my Sundays to drinking

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Free balling at the gym

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@jusgrave1 It’s all I know

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Really need to piss but I’m on the bus

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More baddies of the bus than I’d imagined !

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Shoutout to all my followers (you know who you are)

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Random boner at the barber.

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Celery gotta be the most immature looking vegetable. Like cmon grow up

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If you still press the crossing button with your elbow you’re a psychopath

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Feeling like a fool. Been calling the left-most lane the inside lane my whole life.