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[PAKI CORNER SHOP @JAV33D]

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[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues

After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel.

But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers.

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[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

{satire}

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election.

He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued.

{satire}

[Maggie Murray @MaggieM24251541]

@IAmBritishReal https://t.co/LuMxyolPeU https://t.co/LuMxyolPeU

[I Am British 🇬🇧 @IAmBritishReal]

Another mental case dangerous invader on the streets of Britain.

This is what their open borders has done to us.

[David Poulden Esq @DavidPoulden]

Whatever Happened To The English Gentleman?

[Cat Brown 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚜🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪 @MrsBr0wn_82]

🚨🇬🇧 Andy Burnham’s Greater Manchester authority funnelled hundreds of millions in public loans to developer Renaker.

They built luxury skyscrapers packed with penthouses. Barely any affordable homes delivered.

The tycoon takes £40m+ dividends and relocates to Monaco.

This is champagne socialism in action.

Public cash for private luxury under Burnham.

Andy Burnham has serious questions to answer.

@KarenQuinn1973

#AndyBurnham #Manchester #HousingScandal #TaxpayerCash

[Jennifer Homer @jennifer_h3134]

@Benleo @TracyMoore47283 Labour really are hated.

Let’s get patriots in and boot Labour out👇

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

OH DEAR

Rachel Reeves heckled by white van man as she visits a petrol station.

“Get Starmer out! Get Labour out! You’re ruining the country! Are you going to arrest me for having an England flag? Get Farage in!”

She lectures the guy about “manners”

[Gary Edwards @GaryEddyEdwards]

Trigger warning! This got me raging and I couldn't hold back...😡
Starmer you absolute delusional, brain-dead pr**k—you stand there with your stupid, smug face and have the utter bollocks to say thousands of people flying their own country’s flag are being unpatriotic?! What sort of twisted, upside-down, batshit-crazy fucking dimension are you living in?! Waving the flag alongside your own people is literally the definition of patriotism, you clueless, silver-spooned bellend—you wouldn’t know what love for this country looks like if it kicked you straight up the arse and stamped on your stupid little ego!

Then you go one better, don’t you?! You ban eleven people, label them “extremists” like you’ve just taken down a whole terrorist network—what a sad, grandstanding load of bollocks that is! And then you have the absolute nerve to stand there braying about being in a “fight for the soul of the country”?! 🤬 You don’t even know what a soul IS, you hollow, out-of-touch piece of sh*t! You think the soul of this place is whatever gets you a pat on the back from your posh mates or looks good in the papers?!

Let me spell it out slow and f**king clear so even your thick, empty head can grasp it: WE are the soul of this country! Us—the ones marching, the ones flying the flags, the ones who actually LIVE here and care about what it stands for, not you and your bubble of disconnected tossers! You look at the heart and soul of the nation and call it the enemy, you spineless, two-faced t**t! You’re so far up your own arse you can’t see what’s right in front of your face, you’re so out of touch you might as well be living on f**king Mars, and you’re so completely devoid of a clue it’s actually embarrassing!

You call us unpatriotic?! You’re the one who’s forgotten everything this country is supposed to be about, you’re the one who’s got no connection to the people you���re supposed to lead, and you’re the one making a total prick of yourself every time you open your lying, stupid mouth! You’re not fighting for anything except your own sad little career, you absolute waste of space—you don’t represent us, you don’t understand us, and you wouldn’t recognise the soul of this nation if it bit your stupid head clean off! Total, utter, brainless, clueless w**ker—what a f**king joke of a human being! Far Left/Labour complicit!
See you Saturday people!
🇬🇧
@EvaVlaar @elonmusk @EYakoby @ESpeaksFreely @ezralevant @D_Tarczynski @ValentinaForUSA @MichelleDewbs @PatrickChristys @CordierAlice2 @Benleo @Alexarmstrong @AllisonPearson @daveatherton @JohnCleese @GoodwinMJ @KTHopkins @jonsac @nuriyahk @RupertLowe10 @btbsoco @ThatAlexWoman @TRobinsonNewEra @officialsammyuk @YoungBobRB @_ConnieShaw @LucyTCWife

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

Meanwhile in the UK 🇬🇧

Footage shows a migrant taking his SIA (security licence) test with an AirPod in, whilst his migrant friend is literally in the next room telling him the answers.

The next time you are in a shopping centre, and all the security guards are migrants, remember that most of them are completely UNQUALIFIED ⚠️

[PAKI CORNER SHOP @JAV33D]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Fucking none!

[James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90]

Seeing As Andy Burnham Is Trending

Here’s 5 minutes and 41 seconds of me confronting him in Sale about his dodgy expenses

He’s not fit to be Prime Minister

[DJBURNS_was 🇬🇧 @Politically__OK]

Diane Abbott, visiting a school. She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...

“You OK?” she says.

“Yes” he replied.

“You can go and play with the other kids” she responds.

“It's best I stay here” he replied.

“Why?” said Diane.

“Because I'm the goalkeeper” 😂😂😂

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

Deport the lot of them!

[🐾💫JuneBug 💫🐾🚜 @JECPDS]

🚨 Still paying Council Tax?

🚨Considering withholding?

🚨Listen 👇

Please share because, once we all stop funding the fraud, it stops 🛑🤷‍♀️

[Richie Taylor @RWTaylors]

Simply brilliant 👏 😆 🤣 😂

[Islam Invasion 🚨 @IslamInvasion]

"This is a rule here in this country. You have to give me the tips."

UK Uber driver locks female passenger in her car, demands mandatory tip.

Women, be aware which car you’re getting into. Don’t enter cars from third-world country people.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK

Police flee as their Patrol Cars get completely smashed up by the ‘Far Right’.

Just kidding it’s a Town full of Muslims taking over.

Legacy Media won’t show you this & Politicians won’t talk about it.

[Lauren The Insider @insiderlauren]

Happy St George’s Day!
Sainsbury’s has 4 AISLES for Ramadan at my local supermarket so I decided to see what they had in for St George’s Day….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿