Bent Nielsen, Retired

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@acaseofthegolf1 On the @LPGA this week the top 3 players, Koerstz Madsen, Lopez Ramirez and Maguire, (not counting Sagström) just outside the automatic spots for the Solheim Cup are playing together in the first 2 rounds. Coincidence? I think not.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

29 pts. +.2 in hcp. Didn't putt badly, just some of the putts I usually hole didn't go in.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@acaseofthegolf1 Back to the everyday world 5 of the 6 best scores in my handicap are next up for renewal. If I don't improve I will hit the hard cap harder than an anvil hits Wile E. Coyote. Don't need a new club or swing. Just a new brain.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

22 points on a course I haven't played before. Left a few points on the greens for that reason. No change in hcp. The next 2 rounds are counting (unless I play well in the first one, not likely).

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

My new super hero: Mole Man. He knows the exact value of Avogadro’s number.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@BumbleCricket No need to be poking holes in his story...

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@AnitaVaughanHA The fish is OK. It might be a little bit hyper active, but that is not in general a problem.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge Good evening. How do captains and coaches set declaration targets? Do you say 450 but no later than leaving 15 overs to bowl this evening?

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@acaseofthegolf1 "Oh my dinosaur dad is here to pick me up".

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@JonathanDoidge Full bonus points for Yorkshire is a phrase I haven't heard for a long time. A long time.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge Good morning. Let us have those last wickets quick so that we can get to the disappointment of an unenforced follow-on.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@acaseofthegolf1 When planning a golf trip, always bring a sleeve of orange balls and a hard hat.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge That pitch invasion earlier almost took me off my dinner. I'm having a pork roast. The days where I could eat an egg and pet a chicken at the same time are long gone. Far too squeamish these days.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge Good afternoon. This DT fellow is just a big kid isn't he? Playing with buzzers at his age. Entertaining but childish.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge A very good morning from very rainy Denmark. Happy to take the rain away from Scarborough, though I do have to go to the shops at lunch. Don't mention the World Cup unless it is the Women's T20. I did mention it once but I think I got away with it.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@bracecricket When the sign says "Don't pull unless in an emergency" then don't pull it just to see what happens.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@acaseofthegolf1 Football allows anyone to say something 'clever' without really knowing anything. Take cricket if somebody says "Nice shot for 4" and it was an outside edge that should have been caught in the slips and a mis-field helped it over the rope you know they are talking bs.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@anon_opin You are such a Karen.

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@JonathanDoidge I can join in on the collective noun for groundspeople being a roller. But if there are more than 5 if must be a heavy roller.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

@JonathanDoidge Good afternoon. Nice batting so far, fingers crossed for not jinxing it. As for the size of the gulls in Scarborough, I'm not calling them fat, but Scarborough have the highest gull consumption of Avian Semaglutide.

[Bent Nielsen, Retired @JavaOrc]

I've bought a memory foam cushion to sit on. I fear that it will remember all my farts.