Jayc

Colorful commentary meets many ambitious attempts at showing mastery of literary devices.

[Jayc @javez16]

@thisisdubc @DemetriusHarmon Find out your maintenence calories, eat like 300 to 500 calories over that. Make adjustments weekly based on results. If you just pack food in your face, you'll look like me but not nearly as good while doing it.

[Jayc @javez16]

@_inlivwetrust In 2011... maybe

[Jayc @javez16]

First time I ever saw one of these miss.

[Jayc @javez16]

@freauxmama Real meatheads say lifting weights and LISS cardio need to be separated by at least 4 hours if you want the most gains for your workout. Protein is broken down for energy after glycogen is depleted which is about after 30-45 minutes of strenuous exercise.

[Jayc @javez16]

@icedloca @ImJaysonW @BrightLikeSunny I'm saying those qualities are synonyms, redundant if you will.

[Jayc @javez16]

@icedloca @ImJaysonW @BrightLikeSunny I see you like to repeat yourself

[Jayc @javez16]

Idk but line the inside of the bowl with TP so you don't leave evidence.

[miso @Shamiekea]

at what point in the baecation can I take a dump dawg

[Jayc @javez16]

That's not plaque, at that point it's advanced math.

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Having plaque buildup between teeth tells me all i need to know about you

[Jayc @javez16]

@XephiroX @savonniee @oladdipos How old are you?

[Jayc @javez16]

"Hell yea"

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

We asked 100 black people….

What’s another way of saying, “I Agree” ??

[Jayc @javez16]

We all fat, stiff, and out of breath.

[Mommy @AVARICIOUSANGEL]

Nobody wants to fck in the car anymore what’s that about

[Jayc @javez16]

@kfx101 @SupernovaMomma There were no slaves at the point of the Great Migration as the event is known in history.

[Jayc @javez16]

@PickleMamaa Do you have cable?

[Jayc @javez16]

And I'm putting barbecue on it anyway

[D🧚🏽 @_preciousdee]

A good steak don’t need no sauce

[Jayc @javez16]

@bubblyqueefs How much on the "+" though?

[Jayc @javez16]

@BlackRegalAB @2KIntel That old man is living in Play now. Don't get crazy.

[Jayc @javez16]

We just old gang. You didn't see grown people outside by choice growing up. If it wasn't labor to be done they were inside lol

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

People who experience the 1990s what’s something you miss that isn’t the same today?

[Jayc @javez16]

This a very attractive cry for help.

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

Day 3 of posting a selfie everyday until I get my hose back

[Jayc @javez16]

Get him some background so he can find his motivation and reason otherwise we might have to wrap early on the suburban lightskin love interest

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"It's the best thing I've ever tasted."

Klay Thompson on Meg Thee Stallion's catfish and spaghetti 😭🔥

(Via @theestallion)

[Jayc @javez16]

@_DopeLolo Then it's the heat, custard, or soaking