Alphonce MD

Christ in me, the hope of glory!👑
MBChB👩‍⚕️ || Fun🕺 || Life.❤️ || MUFC⚽ || Memes😂

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

MBChB in the bag!
God's faithfulness! 🙌🏾

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Commentator 1: “Why aren’t the South African players attacking?”

Commenatator2: “it’s because the Mexicans are white, they only attack when they see black people”

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@drotienoharry Ni kama football has left the 🐐 daktari😅

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@ManUtd 73M down the drain!🚮

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@rioferdy5 Benjamin Sesko 🚮🚮

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

@nyankabaria_ You're right. A proper ethnic chauvinist.

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@_fels1 @dr_mayamba ??😀

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@kenyasgossips Wazazi wako ama hawako😅

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@ManUtd A very useless admin

[Qasem Ahmed @QAlmulihi]

Treat pain before ordering your workup! Do not leave your patient suffering until you get results back.

[Amy B. Killen MD @KillenMd]

I recently had a young person reach out. He had been in medical school but dropped out third year because he was more interested in practicing the "type of medicine" I practice vs the type of medicine he saw in the hospital.

He wanted my advice.

My advice would have been - stay in medical school. Go through residency. Practice medicine in a hospital for at least a few years.

Then, start adding to your knowledge. Read. Attend courses. Read some more.

Eventually, if you want to add a few less traditional pieces to your medical repertoire, great.

Or, if you want to leave traditional medicine and branch off into something more integrative or proactive or whatever... Great.

But those 7-10 years spent learning medicine cannot be replaced with books, Twitter posts, or even pubmed articles. They just can't. There's no substitute for being responsible for the lives of real, sick patients in a hospital.

You can disagree but I doubt many people who've gone through the entire process will.

How can you fully understand how to make a system better if you've never spent time in the system?

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

~Manuel Ugarte. Circa 2025.

[Manuel Ugarte @manuugarte8]

When we have the ball, it’s a game and when we don’t, it’s a fight

Let’s keep it going always together

#FACup @ManUtd

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@Arsenal Tell the ref to return the bribe! Losers!!!

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The worst Manchester United side in 30 years came to our home and knocked us out of the FA Cup with 10 men. This is more than embarrassing.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Another battling performance… desire, willingness to fight as a team! @ManUtd ❤️

Bet the ref’s gutted 😱🤯

[Katie Wiskar @katiewiskar]

Suggested New Year's Resolution: more mindful prescribing of IV fluids 🫧

Far too often I see IV fluids thrown around with minimal consideration; meanwhile, we'll deliberate for hours about a dose of lasix 🤦‍♀️

Here are the 10 most common fluid prescription mistakes I see 🧵

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@SilasKiprop_ Kuna deadline?

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

I am so happy for my junior colleagues in the profession.
Finally!💪🏾😊

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@Nakhumicha_S You belong to the farm. MOH was a very big mistake. The atrocious cruelties that you subjected the current generation of young medical practitioners to will forever be etched in our memories.

[Alphonce MD @javieralpha2]

@HonAdenDuale Mago onge 🚮🚮🚮🚮