Javi

[Mundos Mágicos @MagicMundi]

Épico. https://t.co/Z58Cel8RL2

[memedeportes @memedeportes]

Resumen de Oblak en la tanda de penaltis https://t.co/n9a6he7DRD

[🧚‍♂️ @carmandwhitney]

Try not to stress out about I.B. exams.
They can smell fear.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

LATEST: CERN scientists claim to have finally located the G-spot. Otherwise known as the Oh My God particle.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'
#GameofThrones

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'So,' he asked, revealing the erect wood between his legs, 'Are you ready to play?'
'Play what?' she asked, nervously.
'Quidditch!' he said.

[Javi @JaviercostaB]

@JavierBatllori1 alguien me lo explica?

[Lo Mejor de Twitland @MejoresTwits]

No digas nada, solo retuitea
https://t.co/tSbLCzRbc0

[Ingeniero Rules @IngenieRules]

Asesino en serie.

[Ainhoa @dyl0brieber]

Haría esto si tuviese dinero para comprar cuatro tarros.

[Six Second Covers @6SecondSongs]

Elmo Always on Beat 😂 https://t.co/dtuvpH5y37

[Ignacio Montalvo @ignmontalvo]

Cuando compartes coche con Kylo Ren

[Lo Mejor de Twitland @MejoresTwits]

-sé como José
-quien es José?
-pa k kiere saber eso jajaj saludos
-qué te pasa?
-yokese, no soi 100tifiko

resumen hasta ahora del 2016

[🌴 Jota 🌞🌊 @JotaGuinsoo]

Cómo detectar a un bronce:

No se puede, no hay visión.

[🧚‍♂️ @carmandwhitney]

When you're a second-semester senior, but exams are in May.