Nieve

Me hice ingeniero eléctrico para averiguar si esta gracia es corriente

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

Estoy tan cansado que me han cogido de colaborador en ilustres ignorantes

[League of Legends ES @lol_es]

Yo antes tenía un amigo - LoL Classic en la comunidad
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Cada uno contamos la historia a nuestra manera.
Cada uno con su propia versión.
Y aún así cuando nos juntamos, todas las versiones encajan.

[EL MUNDO @elmundoes]

Oyarzabal: "Estáis en una onda un poco negativa, no sé muy bien el motivo" https://t.co/4NRB3r2Opf

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

Que alguien le explique a la selección que además de la X, también está el ⚪, también se puede usar el ◻️y hasta el 🔼

[Formula E @FIAFormulaE]

Pushing the limits of racing. GEN4. ⚡️

#FormulaE

[Víctor Abad @victorabadf1]

❌ El pueblo ha hablado: los aficionados hispanohablantes suspenden la Fórmula 1 de 2026 con un 3.15 de media. Ningún país participante aprueba estas "nuevas" carreras.

Abro hilo con mis conclusiones de la encuesta completada por 41.450 aficionados de la categoría reina.

[Víctor Abad @victorabadf1]

Es hora de escuchar (de verdad) al aficionado de la Fórmula 1.

He preparado este formulario para dar voz a vuestra opinión sobre el reglamento de 2026 y la situación actual de la categoría. Es largo, tened paciencia.

Podéis completarlo aquí: https://t.co/LJl6far7Vx

[Nachez @Nachez98]

❓ El centro de Shanghái se ha llenado con la cara de Charles Leclerc

Muchos pensaban que se trataba de una campaña promocional, pero no

😅 Un fan chino ha pagado una barbaridad de dinero para llenar el centro de la ciudad con la cara de su piloto favorito

🤯 El aficionado posee una colección de objetos del monegasco valorada en varios MILLONES de euros

📰 Motorsport Italia

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I announced a milestone.

30% of our code is now written by AI.

I called it "engineering velocity."

The board loved that phrase.

They didn't ask what the code does.

Neither did we.

It compiles. Usually.

That's the metric.

Someone asked about testing.

I said "AI-assisted quality assurance."

That means the AI writes the tests too.

For the code it wrote.

It finds no issues.

Very efficient.

This week we admitted Windows 11 core features are broken.

Audio doesn't work.

Explorer crashes.

Updates fail to install.

Users asked why.

I said "we're investigating."

Investigating means reading the code.

The code the AI wrote.

That no human understands.

Because understanding isn't scalable.

Our CTO says 95% of code will be AI-generated by 2030.

I believe him.

I have to.

We fired the people who would check.

They were "non-essential headcount."

Essential means writes code.

AI writes code.

Humans are overhead.

Overhead gets optimized.

We optimized 10,000 engineers last year.

This year the bugs arrived.

Unrelated, obviously.

The engineers we kept are debugging AI output.

They don't understand it either.

But they're "cross-functional."

Cross-functional means they do everything.

Everything means nothing well.

A user asked why their audio disappeared after an update.

I said "install updated drivers."

They asked why the update broke the drivers.

I said "report it via Feedback Hub."

They asked what happens to feedback.

I said "it helps us prioritize."

Prioritize means add to backlog.

Backlog means never.

But politely.

Someone on Hacker News called this "a privacy and consent disaster."

I called it "an evolving user experience."

Same thing. Different framing.

We released a fix.

The fix broke something else.

The something else was also written by AI.

The fix was also written by AI.

They're collaborating now.

I call it "autonomous iteration."

The autonomous iteration has created 47 new bugs.

Each bug spawns a fix.

Each fix spawns two bugs.

Exponential growth.

Just like our stock price.

Unrelated, obviously.

Satya told Mark we're at 30%.

Mark said he didn't know Meta's number.

Sundar said Google is also at 30%.

None of us know what the code does.

But we know the percentage.

Percentage is a metric.

Metrics go in earnings calls.

Earnings calls move stock prices.

Stock prices determine bonuses.

Bonuses determine success.

Success means the bugs don't matter.

Users asked when Windows will work again.

I said "we're committed to quality."

Quality means it ships.

Ships means it's your problem now.

Thank you for being part of the Microsoft family.

Family means you can't leave.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation.

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

@EvilAFM @RazerES Y si cae blanco aquí?

[Alexelcapo @EvilAFM]

#publicidad con sorteo de navidad

Razer Wolverine V2 PRO, Mando para PS5 y PC

Lo de siempre:
- seguir a @RazerES
- residir en ESPAÑA
- RT al tweet y elige color negro o blanco por si te toca :)

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

@JavierWoT Acabo de terminar Hyperion y cómo lo he disfrutado...

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

El 4 de Septiembre no conozco a nadie.

[Team Cherry @TeamCherryGames]

Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available September 4 on all platforms and day one on Xbox Game Pass!

Watch the release trailer: https://t.co/sPt1IzanDS

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

@mecalberto Ostia, ¿te has puesto al día con One Piece?

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

@mecalberto ¿Eso quién lo dice?

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

@mecalberto Yo voy a ver a Fito a Bilbao, viniendo a Murcia, tampoco soy quien para juzgar

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

Entonces Trump pone aranceles, echa por tierra el valor del dólar, y ahora que el Euro es un poco más fuerte, van Sony y Microsoft nos suben las consolas a nosotros.
No tiene ningún sentido.

[Víctor Abad @victorabadf1]

PILOTO DEL DÍA GUANYU ZHOU.

[Nieve @javierinvisible]

¿Lo de dirección de carrera es para intentar aderezar la semana que viene por la batalla de constructores?