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I’m the oppa w a choppa

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[suwoofromdablock 🦋 @SuwooTee]

greek life has always been lame af in my opinion… not about to abuse me so I can be friends with yall lame asses.

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas shooting at politicians again AMERICA IS BACK BABY

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

27 miller lites deep looking at the 49 year old divorced mother of 4 at the bar

[Lauren Larson @lrnlrsn]

We must band together against the growing number of restaurants where fries do not come with the burgers but are instead a $3 - $8 side. There are limits to what the righteous consumer can take

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

It's rough out there

[skanks @skanks17]

That girl I had sex with that one time in 2019 got married this morning. I’m gonna be sick.

[Chris @citehchris]

deleting dating apps to focus on finding the loml in a shitty dive bar

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

My school didn't get healthier food options, we only lost snacks. We had the same awful food we just lost the snack line option because of Michelle Obama. We didn't get better food options at all. The kids in my school were saying "thanks Obama." Sarcastically for months

[Jake Harlem @dknapp35]

WE DONT TRUST YOU has me running round the house like this rn

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

My son gone be mad when I name him HNDRXX

[milk @milkinhisbag]

the cashier when i open my vest to reveal a brick of c4 strapped to my chest