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indentured public servant

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Offensive to English teachers, tbh

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@TroubleNovels spotted at my in-laws👀

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I’m normally not petty but my upstairs neighbors have been presumably throwing 50 pound weights for the last several months at all hours so it is time to play Cannibal Corpse at top volume with the speaker facing the ceiling. Over this shit.

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Getting pissed watching Poker Face because I had those Lainey Wilson Wranglers and they shredded after a few washes 😭😭

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@brittxirene I fully would have chosen a different career that paid more than a handful of beans and a pizza party if I knew I would be trapped like this!

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I lowkey hate being a teacher now. This isn’t even a humble brag because I’m speaking to the state of education, but I have been nominated for awards this year, promoted to team grade level lead, when I have done less than the bare minimum. Been on a quest to do less, and I have!

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Maybe I’m just a dumb bitch, but it’d be cool if television and movies started making new stories again instead of rehashing, rebooting, retelling the same fucking stories over, and over, and over again

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The AirBnB bubble has got to be 🤏🏼 this close to bursting, right?

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@_motherslug Mr. Dziuk let me borrow this😮‍💨

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@brendonwrites_ I was assigned to the AI committee at work 😮‍💨 There was an executive order last year telling us we need to implement classroom guidelines for AI without giving us guidelines, so every school is coming up with their own tap dance for the talent show🫠

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In Hawaii for a week, do I make my husband take me to the Lost crash site (he has never seen Lost)

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Back to work and I hate it 😌

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Idk if anyone has seen High Potential but it feels like a show Cary Dubek would play an extra on.

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The Bernie Bro to Daddy Trump pipeline should be studied

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Only a few days until all the “Kamala - Crime /Trump - Safety” signs are gone 😮‍💨

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My husband sent me a piñata full of love notes 🥲

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Mothman Prophecies group costume ✅

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Humble brag: two students have asked me if I’m “at least 21” in the last two weeks 🥲