@NileJoanRivers this is like watching the Mona Lisa get painted, if the Mona Lisa was hating on chopped bozos on Twitter.
zero notes, utterly inspiring
@daltoosh felt the same four years ago - one turned into eight, eight turned into rail shots of tequila and a ball of shitty blow and that turned into a car wreck and felony dui.
almost three years off it. stay free, big dawg. we got this.
@frolickmaxxer If you think being attacked with a knife is an excuse to project violence on to said female attacker then you are a boy who’s fallen victim to the alt right manosphere smh
I apologize for ever feeling self-important enough to announce my event records on Twitter. So I’m pivoting to announcing my daily crit league records to stay humble.
Anyway today I went 0-0-14 #undefeated
@jupiterbrandos The only one who should be apologizing here is Alvin. Sitting down at your pod with a known peanut allergy is just irresponsible and frankly, selfish.
Anyway can’t wait to hear about it on this weeks four hour podcast recap.