schmule

Underpaid not overrated. Elon is scared to give me my old account back

[sally, titan of industry @sally124445]

Living in New York has made me appreciate the anglo-dutch apathy towards cuisine.

There should be reservations set aside for chill people of taste who only go to upscale places once in a while when they're hosting friends from out of town and aren't perverts about restaurants

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

Zohran please fix the routing at Dyker on 2 and 3: bring 2nd green forward and left, so it plays shorter, ~150 yards (remove tree); and pull back 3rd tee so it plays longer, ~375 yards, improving the hole's strategic risk-reward layout.

[schmule @jawnfrie]

How do I get me hands on one

[Backyard Sports @_BackyardSports]

Pablo got called up!⚾️
Thanks for having us @RedSox

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

hate people who are obsessed with soup… like do you think we’re in like a fucking charles dickens novel . shut up

[dinkin flicka @b_hoov_]

Boys abington soccer though

[Chris Brown @almostcmb]

How long do you think we can go with the wellness bit paying thousands for blood tests and sleeping with mouth tape before sentiment shifts back towards "life is short and having drinks with friends is good"?

[schmule @jawnfrie]

Ripping bag and talking assisted pull ups at the bar

[schmule @jawnfrie]

@jaguarjax22 Enchanté mademoiselle

[schmule @jawnfrie]

@jaguarjax22 BIG SLATE

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man this field sucks!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️ GB vs PHI

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

5,840 Cigarettes

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

dog your chief scientist left because whatever shit you're cooking up

we don't give a fuck about the interior decorating choice of your marketing team

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Presidents Trump and Biden are colluding to lock America into a head-to-head match-up that 70% say they do not want.

They are trying to exclude me from their debate because they are afraid I would win. Keeping viable candidates off the debate stage undermines democracy.

Forty-three percent of Americans identify as independents. If Americans are ever going to escape the hammerlock of the two-party system, now is the time to do it. These are the two most unpopular candidates in living memory.

By excluding me from the stage, Presidents Biden and Trump seek to avoid discussion of their eight years of mutual failure including deficits, wars, lockdowns, chronic disease, and inflation.

[Ben Naumann @InternetJumbo]

13th Century Diss Melody

Song: Geeking off Elixir

[dino panther @M1nkFl0w]

Fuck it week night cig after that Maxey shot

[Hoops Reference @HoopsReference]

Not enough Cam Payne love on the TL after last night, came in with unreal energy and was probably the third best Sixer last night. The podcast host could NEVER do what he did last night https://t.co/q6x8btUZyx

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Has any food establishment gotten worse at a rate comparable to Chipotle?

The decline is incredible.