jawn

a robot living among humans. mostly thoughts from the middle of the night

[jawn @jawntron]

Case studies must be published about the fall and enshittification of @descript

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Can’t decide if I should go full corporate and turn this into my hybrid work/personal account. Still leaning towards “no”

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RT if you want a Pokemon pinball switch remake

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Is tweeter the only great social media platform left? Only reading responses on Threads thx

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In the future Baby Future will be the future

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Should you trust the Baby CPR video from @WebMD as much as their symptom checker? Worried it might teach me how to raise a zombie

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Trying out @LegalZoom, never seen so dark patterns and upsells in a sign up experience. I guess its true nothing is free is life.

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We sacrificed Quibi so we could have TikTok. Was it worth it?

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@hopeofhoneyton lmk what you find

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Impressions count added to Twitter got me curious

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Been watching a lot of deal or no deal lately. The theatrics are great

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One teenager ago I joined Twitter while sitting in a philosophy discussion group of my freshman year at UCLA

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Who remembers when iTunes would be the source of leaked albums? #Innerspeaker

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Watching Friendzone and trading.. market goes up when these kids happiness goes down!

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Today's a great day to celebrate @Pokemon and @PostMalone

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watching COPS and trading stocks #FridayFeeling

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@GuyFieri when are we gonna see you on Cameo? I want some Flavortown shout outs

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Complete the sentence: A Head of Customer Success that doesn’t track Zendesk is like a... 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@NRAH29 @BavelDTLA Noooooo

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Shopping for touchless soap dispensers hbu? #fridaynight