Jax Gorman

overpromising, under delivering,
They/He,
Follows  ≠ Endorsements,
One part of @lemmeringueband

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

So it's They/He now
#pride #PrideMonth2021
A thread:

[The Lemon Meringues @lemmeringueband]

Tonight. One brand new original. Tons of great artists.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

@SwiftOnSecurity Using Company Portal, "Microsoft Store app (new)" w/ Intune results in the below error message on two machines/outof 20. Google tells me this a winget error, tried cmtrace but I didn't see anything, tried deleting cache/resetting company portal, error is: 0x8A15000B
Thanks!

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Incredible edge case. Had a heart attack that #GoogleBard had somehow sniffed out my github repo without a single prompt asking it to. Turns out Jax is a python library.

i'd ask google to send the royalty checks directly into my google pay but the vp who runs that probably quit

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Rest in piss, loser. Thanks for brainwashing my parents, asshole.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News. The network announced it has agreed to part ways with the popular prime-time host and conservative commentator. https://t.co/njBuZbMF24

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

(To the tune of Hey Jude by The beatles)
nyaaaaa~ nyaa~ nya~ nya~ nya~ nya~ nya~

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

(To the tune of Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance)
nyaaa~ nyaaa~nyaaa~ (nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~ nyaaa~)

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Update.
Woah.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Update.
Wow.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

@JosieKoznarek 100 percent, although legally probably not since it was shared publicly.
Still, on principal, and because it's Jimmy Kimmel, you should be.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Totally a putty. https://t.co/Lp9Tct6Zzk
What a world we live in.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Working in the server room here in Atlanta and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT IS HAPPENING, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING I HATE IT.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

It...smells like a hospital, it isn't rotting, no maggots. Is it a putty?? R/whatisthisthing won't let me post. Please twitter help I need to know.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

@Shoujo_Mode Not botted!! I was clicking! Myself! All me! And they still destroyed me!!!

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

@Shoujo_Mode I had 3 computers open with 3 vpns all rapidly clicking and I didn't get it and I'm fine and normal and there are no issues here.

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

what did she mean by this

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

My mom does not like breaking bad because, "he walked up and down the street and broke all the car windows on the streets" and it is a "stupid show"

After we all tell her she is full of shit because that does not happen, she doubles down and says, "no I'm right".

Christmas time

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

So, just so I understand cable TV. In exchange for paying 3-4x the cost of a streaming app I:
1) cannot watch things on demand
2) watch ads
3) have to manually record things
4) deal with pop up stingers that appear in the bottom fold.
5) just generally low resolution

Awesome!

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

@Shoujo_Mode hell yeah

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

Sometimes I read the Bluetooth spec PDF because it's nearly 3100 pages long and there's some heat in here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[Jax Gorman @jax_jantz]

fantastic lineup