Jaxin

“shoulda kept that one in the drafts”

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Gregor Estevan @gregor_estevan]

Ye - All The Love live at SoFi stadium

[💜 @Mothsora]

19 bottles of skooma and premarital with an Argonian chick with a rack please

[Joseph @JosephsNotTaken]

pickle down rickonomics

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

If Shrek was real he'd agree with me politically, you fucking moron. You fucking imbecile

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Like a well orchestrated symphony

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

My food stamps got cut off and this is what my grocery bill looks like.

How am I supposed to be able to afford this every week? How am I supposed to live?

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

👀

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Cubs legend Ryne Sandberg has passed away.

He was 65.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Someone snuck into 25 backyard pools in my town last night and pooped in all of them

Going to be a busy day for my pool cleaning company!

Lesson: Make your own luck

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

What jumps out to you?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

imagine having to watch this video in court

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

The CIA is putting chemicals in Guinness to make me want to drink it every weekend

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I’m at the Bonnie Blue fuckathon registering people to vote

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Alien: Unfortunately my name manifests in kinetic frequencies which your human mind simply cannot comprehend.

Me: I want to try. It's important to me.

Alien: Bart Simpson

Me: No we actually have that name here too

[6ix Picks @6ixPicks]

@Cubs I see that the pen is in midseason form

[Jaxin @JAXINpee]

@jeremy_madison Totally agree 👍

[Jaxin @JAXINpee]

@jeremy_madison Old yeller style