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[Matt @JaxMatt]

@GaetenD @jipkin Legend

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@GaetenD Omg, finally! That issue was such a pain.

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@igorbobic Errr top 73, I guess

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@igorbobic What does it mean to say 73 of 100 have a median net worth of more than $1 million? Do 73 of them have more than 1 million? Or is the median of the bottom 73 1 million? Very oddly phrased

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@atlas_intel Do you plan to release the rest of the four previously unreleased polls that appear on this chart?

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

I made a sports geography game where you're asked to pinpoint locations of 5 questions. I'd appreciate if you gave it a shot

https://t.co/sI14JX9Arc

[Jack Whitcomb @jack_whitcomb_]

on Amazon I have discovered a book called "Infinite Jeffs" which is apparently a copy of Infinite Jest where each word has been replaced with the word "Jeff"

[iFred @iFred]

@CRUDEOIL231 @BarakRavid SOURCES CLOSE TO AXIOS REPORTS THAT IRANIAN ‘PEACE ROCKETS’ WERE LAUNCHED AT THE UAE AS A WAY TO CELEBRATE THE END OF THE WAR. PAKISTANI OFFICIALS CONFIRM THAT THE AERIAL DISPLAY OF LOVE WAS WELL RECEIVED BY EVERYONE AND THE STRAIT IS OPEN.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

The way you know U.S. intelligence failed here is no one put a giant bet on oil futures right before it happened.

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@MatthewCappucci I’m sure this has been pointed out but this graph ends 10 years ago

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@NWSFortWorth I noticed no LSRs for these yet, are those being issued soon?

[Mary Radcliffe @marywitha4]

Sigh.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[JH @CRUDEOIL231]

Guys, I feel like I've seen TACO bragging about annihilating the Iranian Navy and winning the war at least 69 times now.

Can anyone explain how on earth this is even possible? Just asking for a friend :)

[JH @CRUDEOIL231]

Kudos to Axios for supposedly wiretapping the Iranian Supreme Leader to confirm a green light, and to CNN for tracking Air Force Two to Islamabad as if it’s a done deal.

This is what true journalism looks like these days: churning out endless streams of unverified fake news and never taking an ounce of responsibility for any of it.

#oott #iran

[Matt @JaxMatt]

@stevehou @Apple @tim_cook Damn Steve, you got the guy fired!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

[dez @grudgedzed]

while yall are figuring out if you can wear the band shirt im still trying to figure out if 7pm means doors are at 7 or music at 7

[LADE BACKK @LadeBackk]

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