Cornelius Vanderbilt IX

Enjoy every win, learn from every loss. Laugh more, hate less, work hard, cash checks.

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

Donald Trump is the first U.S President in over 160 years to not own a pet (Andrew Jackson & James Polk). He cannot be trusted.

[TexasBlue @MakeTexasBlue22]

So let me get this right, people pay for Social Security their entire lives through payroll taxes only for a South African billionaire immigrant to come along and tell those American citizens they aren't allowed to receive money from a system they paid into because he wants to be taxed less?

[MikedUpSports @MikedUpSports1]

Me whenever my first child is birthed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Stanford hit a shot from midfield to walk off Notre Dame and it may have caused a heart attack in the booth

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

my car is literally bulletproof #ford #builtfordtough $F

[CHRISTIAN BROTHERS SOCCER @cbsacsoccer]

Congrats to @cbsacsoccer JV Red boys for finishing their season with a 4-0 win over Dixon. George⚽️Grayden⚽️Jonas⚽️Jaziah⚽️. Way to end the season boys! It’s been a pleasure watching you guys develop and improve this season. #keepgrindin #BleedBlue @KBFTsports

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@tallambadeygers hop on

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@tallambadeygers i’m the champ for a reason

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@tallambadeygers fifachamp69 - get at me

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@yahtzeemacaroni says the man reppin a rapist…

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@BarryOnHere

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@MenInBlazers @MirrorFootball 23 years old, London, G series, references the 06 final, it’s @EddieNketiah9

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@Limit_liss y’all hiring?

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

they lost 5-1 to the san francisco giants 🟠⚫️

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Team USA is objectively one of the best baseball teams ever assembled. Just a disgusting amount of talent all over the place.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[🐟 @itsabestill]

I love this team with all of my heart, man.

[Cornelius Vanderbilt IX @jaxonlon]

@JJWatt is JJ going to be the Rob McElhenney of Huddersfield Town? 🧐