Seymour Buttz

ACAB, Official Huge Dumb Bitch (He/Him) ☭

[Seymour Buttz @jaxsc_424]

Collecting these like infinity stones

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

bringing back this style guide from 1909

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@sarahschauer It tastes like a bitter agent you’d spray on something to prevent cats/dogs from chewing, or on a small part to prevent toddlers from choking

[Seymour Buttz @jaxsc_424]

I was thinking about deleting twitter anyways

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@jg_dump Delete this

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@Gillzzzy36 @_Joebot @NathanGraviteh Shut up. The hit was dirty. The player safety committee fucked up.

[Seymour Buttz @jaxsc_424]

The Elon Musk dick riders are out in force this week. That dude doesn’t give a fuck about you or freedom of speech or whatever buzz word is popular rn

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@ElijahSchaffer Shut the fuck up Elon is not going to notice you you dickriding cuck

[Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn]

I would also like to remind everyone that we must turn out massively for this movie, so that we can eventually get a movie where a giant CG worm lectures Jason Momoa on political philosophy for three or four hours 🙏

[Seymour Buttz @jaxsc_424]

@beewhole Just got off the horn with the chief. Ur cleared to bar hop

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@flaccidboys Personally? Chillin cuz it’s taken care of by someone big strong sexy tall and perfect

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Twitter algorithm batting 1000 today

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@_Joebot @peterandri Yeah I also hate fun especially when it I’m doing a fun thing. Nobody but me is allowed to have joy or express themselves

[Seymour Buttz @jaxsc_424]

@flaccidboys That’s why I keep getting banned on Facebook :(

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Cilantro is delicious and the soap people are just addicted to drama

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@_Joebot @OhNyquist Aren’t you the league commissioner?

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Matt Praticia is our kryptonite

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Can I listen to Knuckle Puck now or is it too early in the season?

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@_Joebot @sleepy__fella

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@alex_Dbos I don’t have a glove :(