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[jax @jaxschor]

one taught me love
one taught me patience
one taught me pain

[jax @jaxschor]

@delaneybiscuit i know bro i’m really upset

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@MaxwellFrostFL only the realest nerds can get this one right

[jax @jaxschor]

@yofriendmarcus @rad_R @LixianTV should win an academy award for marks dead space series fr

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask

[jax @jaxschor]

@Jacksepticeye the uncharted movie was good. great, even.

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

it's crazy that this is the guy who decides if restaurants are good

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

when guys show u a youtube video, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[jax @jaxschor]

@delaneybiscuit the most relatable tweet ive ever seen

[jax @jaxschor]

@nickisnotgreen i have no shame

[charli was here (•͈ᴗ•͈) @eggbiteEef]

Unus Annus moments that I saved on my phone in 2020: a🧵

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[jax @jaxschor]

@jzux naming cars is lame

[jax @jaxschor]

@curlyredlane i would put u outside

[jax @jaxschor]

TIL that @CallMeKevin1811 pronounces luigi HORRENDOUSLY wrong #callmekevin

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@HeyBethMay i wanna be friends w scary so desperately

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hey besties friendly reminder that NFTs are an earth killing pyramid scheme and any celebrity promoting them is only doing so because they are being paid a LOT of money

[jax @jaxschor]

@GamingWithJen @onemanandy @blendalove ugly